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My Friend ... when you are sad, ... I will get you
drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
When you smile, ... I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it
every chance I get.
When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible
stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ... I will use little words
to explain it to your
dumb ass.
When you are sick, ... stay the hell away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ... I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you...
are my friend!
drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
When you smile, ... I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it
every chance I get.
When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible
stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ... I will use little words
to explain it to your
dumb ass.
When you are sick, ... stay the hell away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ... I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you...
are my friend!