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Feb 08, 2004 00:49

Hey.

Scrate up chillin' yo. I think there is someone I like ... she doesn't read my journal and I don't even think she knows about Livejournal (uncool.) yeah. I have a livejournal and I think I'm a poser. I would move back to Blurty but the people aren't all there you know? Its all about the COOL PEOPLE bein' all up in this fo sho.

Have you ever sat there, then thought about something that makes you feel really bad then you hit yourself in the face? Yeah, me too.

Ok I decided it would be fun to talk about the things that make you cringe. Wince. Kick yourself in the face. You'll know what I'm talking about.

I want you to put the ones (not listed) that really turn your toes in:

1. Think about getting a paper cut on your eye! Ah oh shit!
2. Bending back your fingernail all the fucking way. Lord.
3. Think exact-o knife. If you don't know what that is, think razor blade turned to a sharp corner. Now imagine that razor blade/exacto-o knife shoved under your fingernail.

That's all I can think of right now. Maybe cause I'm fucking tired as Jesus on the 7th day. That's right time to rest, mother fuckers.
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