Kennel Chick strikes again!
Yes, I actually do have a fic 90% written, and an ending in mind for that E/F bit posted earlier. I've got a deadline coming up for summerflinging, and 90% written fic will be used for that, since all my other ideas dead-ended. (Femgenficathon challenge? What femgenficathon challenge? And the last nineteen 50lyricsfanfic songs will have to wait 'til July, at least.)
However, for now, I do have a small, spoilery something to share with you after going to the movies with my brother:
X-Men 3: The Hogwarts Years The Purist's Cut:
20 years ago:
Comic Purist Geek: Oooh! Professor X has been hanging out with the bird-aliens again, hasn't he?
Little redhead girl: Hi, I'm Gin.
Magneto: Don't you mean Jean?
Jean: Eh, super-powered redheaded main love interest with crazy tendencies... Same difference.
Xavier: Let's put the cars down now, dear.
Magento: Aww... Flying cars are cool.
10 years ago:
Angel: Who? Me? Angsty emo cutter? What are you talking about?
The Near Future
Iceman: Okay, where did you hide the Terminator, Storm?
Colossus: In Soviet Russia, powers absorb you.
Warg's Inner Shipper: Okay, given late '90s canon, that's the only one this movie got right. But Kitty/Iceman/Rouge? My ships, they are broken.
Senteniel: THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING.
Wolverine: Dammit, that was my last cigar. How do you make this thing create another one again?
Storm: By restarting the senario and programming it in.
Wolverine: Okay, kids! Session's over!
Scott Can't you see I'm emo?
Logan: Bah. No change there.
Professor X: Storm, I want you to take over after I'm gone. Not that I'm dropping any Blazing Hints of Foreshadowing(TM), or anything.
Storm: WTF? What about Cyclops?
Xavier: ... Blazing Hints of Foreshadowing(TM), Ororo.
Scott: I'm going to go be emo somewhere else while Beast introduces a plot point.
Warg's minor character junkie: Yays for funny intelligent blue men! But why is the Pun gone? Nyeh. At least he's in the film as his fuzzy blue self.
Scott: Hey! I'm in it too. And I found my girlfriend who's been living in my head all this time!
Writers: But Wolvie/Phoenix issoOTP! We can't let you ruin it!
Phoenix: I will eat your brain.
Scott: Okay, but I was still in the movie. For maybe three scenes.
Warg's canon shipper: *Headsoda* Yes, the Inner Geek wants me to admit that the floaty glasses and junk are cool, but - *headsoda*
Mystique: So I'm barely in this film, too. I still kick ass, inspire missing scenes, and pull off as much UST as that ho0r Phoenix.
Magneto: So, who have we got here?
The Manchester United Football Fan from Eurotrip: I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
Multiple Man: The rest of us are mostly here to satisfy the minor character junkies in the audience.
Magneto: Good, now that they're temporarily distracted, my brothers, let's go put on our tights and be merry in the forest. I need to find a new trophy bitch.
WMCJ: Don't forget you promised Jubilee and Psylocke, too.
Professor X: I'll lecture them ironically here before I head back to the scene of the crazy.
Phoenix: Fear me, for I am AlanisGod.(Same difference.)
Wolvie, Erik, Warg & and everyone else paying the slightest bit of attention to anything other than how fricking awesome the SFX are: OMGSHEDID-N'T!eleventytwelve!
Storm: Now that's Scott and Professor X are down and Jean's crazy, there are only six of us. Well, seven if you include Machiavelli the Blue, here.
Warg: But... Jubilee? Psylocke? Nightcrawler?!
Beast: Seven. And nobody makes clothes that fit me anymore.
Magneto: Eh, so the stupid unevolved are learning. With TrinityPhoenix at my side, it doesn't really matter. And there's only one thing cooler than floating cars: burning floating cars. Pyro, if you please?
Pyro: And the Brotherhood comes in the NIIIIGHT!
Juggernaut: Time for me to do my thing.
Magneto: Fine. But do better at this than you did at keeping people out of the Greys' house, okay? *Mutters* Pawn.
Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
Kitty: Yeah, but you still fall for the oldest trick in the book.
Phoenix: Have I mentioned that despite my downgrade from super cosmic force to a really bad case of MPD, I am still made of awesome? *Turns everything for six city blocks into ash, 'cept Woverine*
Logan: Storm! Save everybody!
Storm: Uh, okay... If everyone could please step this way into the whirlwind, we'll be leaving Alcatraz shortly...
Logan: Should we find another parallel with the Matrix?
Jean: No, it's enough that both third movies are laughably bad. I say we remind folks how much the harry guy and the redhead are meant to be.
Logan: Are you sure that it's not the harry guy and the really intelligent, nerdy chick?
Jean: Since when has anybody but Mystique showed any intelligence in this film?
Logan: Eh, true. I'll be broody about your death for ten minutes at least, but we have to let Rouge get in another round of emoness before Magneto ruins his spot of angst by hinting at a sequel.
Erik, sitting alone at chess table:
Bunch of wankers. They always come back. That's the way canon works.
However, for now, I do have a small, spoilery something to share with you after going to the movies with my brother:
X-Men 3: The Hogwarts Years The Purist's Cut:
20 years ago:
Comic Purist Geek: Oooh! Professor X has been hanging out with the bird-aliens again, hasn't he?
Little redhead girl: Hi, I'm Gin.
Magneto: Don't you mean Jean?
Jean: Eh, super-powered redheaded main love interest with crazy tendencies... Same difference.
Xavier: Let's put the cars down now, dear.
Magento: Aww... Flying cars are cool.
10 years ago:
Angel: Who? Me? Angsty emo cutter? What are you talking about?
The Near Future
Iceman: Okay, where did you hide the Terminator, Storm?
Colossus: In Soviet Russia, powers absorb you.
Warg's Inner Shipper: Okay, given late '90s canon, that's the only one this movie got right. But Kitty/Iceman/Rouge? My ships, they are broken.
Senteniel: THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING.
Wolverine: Dammit, that was my last cigar. How do you make this thing create another one again?
Storm: By restarting the senario and programming it in.
Wolverine: Okay, kids! Session's over!
Scott Can't you see I'm emo?
Logan: Bah. No change there.
Professor X: Storm, I want you to take over after I'm gone. Not that I'm dropping any Blazing Hints of Foreshadowing(TM), or anything.
Storm: WTF? What about Cyclops?
Xavier: ... Blazing Hints of Foreshadowing(TM), Ororo.
Scott: I'm going to go be emo somewhere else while Beast introduces a plot point.
Warg's minor character junkie: Yays for funny intelligent blue men! But why is the Pun gone? Nyeh. At least he's in the film as his fuzzy blue self.
Scott: Hey! I'm in it too. And I found my girlfriend who's been living in my head all this time!
Writers: But Wolvie/Phoenix issoOTP! We can't let you ruin it!
Phoenix: I will eat your brain.
Scott: Okay, but I was still in the movie. For maybe three scenes.
Warg's canon shipper: *Headsoda* Yes, the Inner Geek wants me to admit that the floaty glasses and junk are cool, but - *headsoda*
Mystique: So I'm barely in this film, too. I still kick ass, inspire missing scenes, and pull off as much UST as that ho0r Phoenix.
Magneto: So, who have we got here?
The Manchester United Football Fan from Eurotrip: I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
Multiple Man: The rest of us are mostly here to satisfy the minor character junkies in the audience.
Magneto: Good, now that they're temporarily distracted, my brothers, let's go put on our tights and be merry in the forest. I need to find a new trophy bitch.
WMCJ: Don't forget you promised Jubilee and Psylocke, too.
Professor X: I'll lecture them ironically here before I head back to the scene of the crazy.
Phoenix: Fear me, for I am AlanisGod.(Same difference.)
Wolvie, Erik, Warg & and everyone else paying the slightest bit of attention to anything other than how fricking awesome the SFX are: OMGSHEDID-N'T!eleventytwelve!
Storm: Now that's Scott and Professor X are down and Jean's crazy, there are only six of us. Well, seven if you include Machiavelli the Blue, here.
Warg: But... Jubilee? Psylocke? Nightcrawler?!
Beast: Seven. And nobody makes clothes that fit me anymore.
Magneto: Eh, so the stupid unevolved are learning. With TrinityPhoenix at my side, it doesn't really matter. And there's only one thing cooler than floating cars: burning floating cars. Pyro, if you please?
Pyro: And the Brotherhood comes in the NIIIIGHT!
Juggernaut: Time for me to do my thing.
Magneto: Fine. But do better at this than you did at keeping people out of the Greys' house, okay? *Mutters* Pawn.
Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
Kitty: Yeah, but you still fall for the oldest trick in the book.
Phoenix: Have I mentioned that despite my downgrade from super cosmic force to a really bad case of MPD, I am still made of awesome? *Turns everything for six city blocks into ash, 'cept Woverine*
Logan: Storm! Save everybody!
Storm: Uh, okay... If everyone could please step this way into the whirlwind, we'll be leaving Alcatraz shortly...
Logan: Should we find another parallel with the Matrix?
Jean: No, it's enough that both third movies are laughably bad. I say we remind folks how much the harry guy and the redhead are meant to be.
Logan: Are you sure that it's not the harry guy and the really intelligent, nerdy chick?
Jean: Since when has anybody but Mystique showed any intelligence in this film?
Logan: Eh, true. I'll be broody about your death for ten minutes at least, but we have to let Rouge get in another round of emoness before Magneto ruins his spot of angst by hinting at a sequel.
Erik, sitting alone at chess table:
Bunch of wankers. They always come back. That's the way canon works.