Our clan's money problems.....SOLVED!!!
We went from 88k to 1M meat in the span of 2 min! If only real life was this easy...
Now, what do we do with our monies? Here are our choices:
This is a calendar featuring scantily-clad models. Starting your day in a clan with this calendar will give you 3 additional adventures.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
Boys of Loathing Calendar (Members receive 3 extra Adventures per day) 50,000 Meat
An Infuriating Painting (Members receive 5 extra PvP fights per day) 50,000 Meat
An Exotic Hanging Meat Orchid (Members can pick 1500 Meat per day) 300,000 Meat
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This collection of books contains a lot of information about the mystical secrets of the cosmos. You could probably learn a lot by spending some time reading.
Adventure(s)
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Collection of Sports Memorabilia (Members receive 7 extra PvP fights per day) 100,000 Meat
A Collection of Self-Help Books (Members receive 5 extra Adventures per day) 100,000 Meat
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This corner contains an unoccupied electrical outlet. You pause briefly to wonder what an electrical outlet is.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Soda Machine (Members receive delicious, refreshing carbonated beverages) 100,000 Meat
A Jukebox (Members can listen to songs, granting beneficial effects) 150,000 Meat
A Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game (Members can fish for various gift items) 250,000 Meat
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You try to pick some Meat off of the Meat bush, but the pickings are so slim as to be non-existent. Maybe some more will grow back by tomorrow.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
An Old-Timey Radio (Members can listen to the radio, granting beneficial effects) 50,000 Meat
An Inspirational Desk Calendar (Members receive 1 extra Adventure per day) 20,000 Meat
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This looks like just the thing to improve your tan.
Adventure(s)
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Wrestling Mat (Members receive 3 extra PvP fights per day) 20,000 Meat
A Comfy Sofa (Members can rest, restoring HP and MP) 100,000 Meat
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You try to pick some Meat from the tree, but it's fruitless. Both the tree and your efforts.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Hobo-Flex Workout System (Members can exercise their Muscle) 50,000 Meat
A Snack Machine (Members receive junk food with various beneficial effects) 100,000 Meat
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Now, what do we do with our monies? Here are our choices:
This is a calendar featuring scantily-clad models. Starting your day in a clan with this calendar will give you 3 additional adventures.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
Boys of Loathing Calendar (Members receive 3 extra Adventures per day) 50,000 Meat
An Infuriating Painting (Members receive 5 extra PvP fights per day) 50,000 Meat
An Exotic Hanging Meat Orchid (Members can pick 1500 Meat per day) 300,000 Meat
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This collection of books contains a lot of information about the mystical secrets of the cosmos. You could probably learn a lot by spending some time reading.
Adventure(s)
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Collection of Sports Memorabilia (Members receive 7 extra PvP fights per day) 100,000 Meat
A Collection of Self-Help Books (Members receive 5 extra Adventures per day) 100,000 Meat
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This corner contains an unoccupied electrical outlet. You pause briefly to wonder what an electrical outlet is.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Soda Machine (Members receive delicious, refreshing carbonated beverages) 100,000 Meat
A Jukebox (Members can listen to songs, granting beneficial effects) 150,000 Meat
A Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game (Members can fish for various gift items) 250,000 Meat
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You try to pick some Meat off of the Meat bush, but the pickings are so slim as to be non-existent. Maybe some more will grow back by tomorrow.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
An Old-Timey Radio (Members can listen to the radio, granting beneficial effects) 50,000 Meat
An Inspirational Desk Calendar (Members receive 1 extra Adventure per day) 20,000 Meat
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This looks like just the thing to improve your tan.
Adventure(s)
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Wrestling Mat (Members receive 3 extra PvP fights per day) 20,000 Meat
A Comfy Sofa (Members can rest, restoring HP and MP) 100,000 Meat
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You try to pick some Meat from the tree, but it's fruitless. Both the tree and your efforts.
Furniture Purchase:
Your clan coffer currently contains 1,008,926 Meat.
You can buy the following pieces of furniture for this spot:
A Hobo-Flex Workout System (Members can exercise their Muscle) 50,000 Meat
A Snack Machine (Members receive junk food with various beneficial effects) 100,000 Meat
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