Update

May 03, 2005 21:07

heh heh, I'm actually taking the time to update! So anyway, the past month has been alright. Only notable thing I can think of was the band trip. Pretty awesome, even though our bus broke down. Saturday night was the best though, I had no idea anyone could ever get that high off of life. Since I remember nothing else of the past month or so, I'll dedicate the rest of this entry to quotes I remember from the extreme highness...

"I'm an A-rab and this is my turban!" -Andrew, about 3 times lol

"That guy's got a-retz, his ass is twitching!" -Andrew

"I think I infected you with reretts" -Me "Aw man, that's an STD!" -Andrew

"I have crap in my blood." -Dan "I bet vampires think you taste like shit"-Me

"I'm a Jewish Nazi Arab!" -Andrew "You must be a product of rape." -Me

"That lawn gnome has Turret's!" -Me

"You're stupid from your lack of brain cells" -Me "(Uhh....I don't get it....) HAHAHAHAHA" -Andrew

"We are so crazed right now, if anyone says anything, we'll all burst out laughing." -Dan "HEY! THAT TV IS YELLOW! See? Nobody laughed at that." -Me "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" -Andrew

"Aww, that guy looks like a back-door bandit!" -Andrew "He's picking the lock!" -Me

"I'm gonna make a lawn gnome with Turret's, a flamingo with re-retts, and then they can fight!" -Me

"You remember talking about what you'd be if you were a girl at lunch that one day?" -Dan "Dude, if I were a lesbian, I'd wear a shirt that said "Chicks, not Dicks"" -Me

"I've been dead for three years, actually" -Andrew "Then how have you been getting high on life if you're dead?" -Me "I smoked it." -Andrew
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