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this song reminds me of saying thank you at chickfila
and those poor fucks having to respond with "my pleasure"

i do love chickfila though. they just need a new ad campaign.
staring at cute cows while eating my chicken is deeply
disturbing. being a retired vegetarian, there's something
sad about those little eyes staring back at you when you
pop a pressed meat byproduct into your mouth.

if i could remember to take my iron supplements so that i
don't pass out or crave typing paper, then i could return
to my snobbish hippie vegetarian ways. but alas, i can
never remember to take the supplements, and even when
i do my tin foil hat stands on guard and tells the voice in my
head about the free radicals in my fe and that i am
swallowing cancer agents. so its either a diet of occasional
red meat, and tons of spinach, cooking all of my crap in
cast iron skillets, or swallow cancer agents and not pass out.
but, i'm too poor to use my grandmother's cast iron skillets
because it's too expensive to power up my gas range.

so, i should just warm up my iron supplements in my
ancient microwave, and then go outside for a smoke.