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Dear Santa...
Dear Old Nix0r,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I broke into dawnarina's awesome turbo charged ride and stole all of her Shakira and Ricky Martin cds. (-66 points). Just the other day, I made pr0n with gigantor and sold it on a German pr0n forum for nerds. (-5 points). In July I gave beer and heroine to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I threw up on bring_the_rukus after drinking too many cape codders and mean mugging to crappy dnb (-10 points). Last Thursday I stole themonkeymafia's floral print purse and sold all of the crack cocaine inside (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-92 points). For Christmas I deserve everything i want... plus a spanking... or two!
Sincerely,
b120ok3