Hey Alex, it's Sam, but you probably figured that out from the results.
The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact male opposite: The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.
If you stay... ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)
Oh, and I took the Job Capacity Assessment today, going to be referred to one of two places very shortly (neither of which was the one you recommended but whatever). The lady who conducted the JCA says that if I'm referred to an agency that aids people with "psychiatric disabilities", I have a VERY good chance of getting into the public service again, which I think says a lot about both things. Don't know how long that'll take, but considering I haven't had a real job since 2005 it's going to be relatively soon to me anyway. Now all I have to worry about is (1) the ant infestation in my bedroom, (2) crippling loneliness, (3) travelling V/Line for the long weekend, (4) the Liberals, the Nationals, the ALP, the CEC, independent candidates, and especially the Greens (Bob bloody Brown is trying to spend my dole money on whales and Yothu Yindi CDs and shit), and (5) the fact that my medication causes cataracts in beagles.
Boom shanka, you sexual cane toad (that's some sort of compliment)
Your pal,
- Sammy
ps; trying to whack off to the texas instruments logo but failing like a jizzed-up transistor
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact male opposite:
The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.
If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure (RBLM).
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
My profile name: : elizabethhitler
Well it could have been worse I suppose.
Oh, and I took the Job Capacity Assessment today, going to be referred to one of two places very shortly (neither of which was the one you recommended but whatever). The lady who conducted the JCA says that if I'm referred to an agency that aids people with "psychiatric disabilities", I have a VERY good chance of getting into the public service again, which I think says a lot about both things. Don't know how long that'll take, but considering I haven't had a real job since 2005 it's going to be relatively soon to me anyway. Now all I have to worry about is (1) the ant infestation in my bedroom, (2) crippling loneliness, (3) travelling V/Line for the long weekend, (4) the Liberals, the Nationals, the ALP, the CEC, independent candidates, and especially the Greens (Bob bloody Brown is trying to spend my dole money on whales and Yothu Yindi CDs and shit), and (5) the fact that my medication causes cataracts in beagles.
Boom shanka, you sexual cane toad (that's some sort of compliment)
Your pal,
- Sammy
ps; trying to whack off to the texas instruments logo but failing like a jizzed-up transistor
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