Френды жгутЪ напалмом
Two fruit flies walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have durian because I'm a champaign socialist. The sweetness of the durian will balance the sourness of champaign."
The second one says, "I'm a Greenpeace member. I'd like a slice of a watermelon."
The bartender looks at them and says, "You both are 21st century schizoid men."
Чето в понедельник утром я не смог придумать анек на заданную тему с использованием данных слов.