oh oh only for you
THE UGLIEST, MOST BIASED, MOST UNPROFESSIONAL SHOOPA JOONIA PIMP POST EVER MADE, PART ONE
aka Janna's lame attempt to lure Erika into the fandom
★THE BOYS
13...
LEETEUK
Park Jungsu / 이특 / イトゥク
1983
leader
SJ, SJ-T, SJ-H
One of the sweetest and most dedicated leaders in kpop. The group umma. Has the weirdest laugh ever. Possibly one of the worst drivers I've ever seen. Makes one heck of a beautiful woman, but looks ugly when he cries. Has an adorable dimple and the most gorgeous eyes. Writes emo entries on Twitter and Cyworld. Camwhores topless. Likes creeping.
HEECHUL
Kim Heechul / 희철 / ヒチョル
1983
SJ, SJ-T
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON THE FACE OF EARTH. No, seriously, the man is fucking gorgeous. Even as a woman. Doesn't seem to care about other people, but is actually very caring and sweet (when he feels like it). Wanted to quit Super Junior after the third album, but now it seems the band means the world to him. An IRL troll. Is in a relationship best friends with Hankyung. A Twitter whore. Got into a car accident in 2006 that fractured his leg in five places. Owns two cats, Heebum and Baengsin. His own number 1 fan forever.
HANKYUNG
Han Geng / 韓庚 / 한경 / ハンギョン
1984
main dancer
SJ, SJ-M
The Chinese member. Is such a sweetheart that he just radiates puppies and rainbows. Has the most soothing speaking voice ever. Speaks adorable broken Korean. A motherfucking ninja. An amazing dancer. The king of hipthrusts. Used to be a ballerino. Knows traditional Chinese dance and martial arts. Was a torch bearer for the Beijing Olympics. Is currently trying to terminate his contract with SM, because they treated him like shit (;____;).
YESUNG
Kim Jongwoon / 예성 / イェソン
1984
main singer
SJ, SJ-H, SJ-K.R.Y.
The awesome weirdo. Has a philtrum fetish. Is full of fail, but it's the best fail in the world. Has an a-ma-zing voice. Sings badass songs for musicals. Acts in said musicals. Likes turtles. A huge camwhore. Everything he does, he does with passion. Has the smallest hands you'll ever see.
KANGIN
Kim Youngwoon / 강인 / カンイン
1985
SJ, SJ-T, SJ-H
The group appa. Might seem aggressive at times, but is actually really humble and sweet. Eye smile, hello~ Has one of my favourite voices in Super Junior. Is enlisting to the army in October to spend some time on his own.
SHINDONG
Shin Donghee / 신동 / シンドン
1985
main dancer, rapper
SJ, SJ-T, SJ-H
A great comedian and a great dancer. Hosts Teukigayo with Eeteuk and Eunhyuk on Strong Heart (Kang Simjang). Proposed to his super cute girlfriend Nari with a code he wrote in the Thanks To section of the Bonamana album. Wants to get married in October this year. Started the Super Junior Twitter trend.
SUNGMIN
Lee Sungmin / 성민 / ソンミン
1986
main singer
SJ, SJ-T, SJ-H
All about opposites. Can turn from a ball of adorable into the fiercest mofo you've ever seen within a matter of seconds. Has a great voice. Likes to play the guitar. Rivals Heechul in terms of beauty. Acts cute on TV, but claims to be more manly in real life. Has the cutest, most girly laugh ever. Knows martial arts and pizza tossing. Has a killer body, believe it or not. A member of the Wonder Boys. Is adorbs on Twitter, too.
EUNHYUK
Lee Hyukjae / 은혁/ ウニョク
1986
main dancer, rapper
SJ, SJ-T, SJ-H
The dance machine. Has the cutest gummy smile. Went to Paris, remained adorbs while doing so. Hosts Sukira (Kiss The Radio) with Eeteuk. Has been best friends with DBSK's Junsu since they were kids. An aspiring Twitter whore. Slim as hell. Often writes rap lyrics for their songs.
DONGHAE
Lee Donghae / 동해 / ドンヘ
1986
main dancer
SJ, SJ-M
One hot piece of man. One of the dinosaur siblings along with Jonghyun and Amber. Spaces out a lot. Camwhores on Twitter. Sings suggestive songs in fanmeets. Is generally adorable. Has one of my favourite voices in SJ. Doesn't know why his name is Donghae. Dedicated the song My Everything to his father who passed away in 2006.
SIWON
Choi Siwon / 시원 / シウォン
1987
SJ, SJ-M
The Gesture Man. Owner of the Shibrows, also known as the best way to express your feelings. Has the most hilarious facial expressions ever. Constantly gestures with his hands. Has a really nice voice, one of my favourites in SJ. Acted in the drama Oh! My Lady. Has an unf-worthy body.
RYEOWOOK
Kim Ryeowook / 려욱 / リョウク
1987
main singer
SJ, SJ-M, SJ-K.R.Y.
The eternal maknae, even if he's only the third youngest. A great composer. Has a high-pitched singing voice that might need a little getting used to, but is an extremely talented singer. And pianist. Usually one of the more quiet members during TV shows. Knows how to work it, though. Was hilarious in Attack on the Pin-up Boys.
KIBUM
Kim Kibum / 기범 / キボム
1987
rapper
SJ
Had the leading role in Attack on the Pin-up Boys. Has the most charming smile ever. And arms of sex. Focuses more on acting than SJ these days (the last time he was actually active was in 2007).
KYUHYUN
Cho Kyuhyun / 규현 / キュヒョン
1988
main singer
SJ, SJ-M, SJ-K.R.Y.
The evil maknae. Has a voice that'll make you permanently like this. No, seriously. Definitely my favourite voice in the world. Was added into SJ in 2006. A gaming addict. Used to fail at dancing, but has improved a lot in the past few months. Sings Kyunglish English children's songs. Can be a dork if he wants to, can be a total GQMF if he wants to. Spent over two months in the hospital in 2007 because of a car accident that left him slipping in and out of consciousness and made him temporarily mute. Is usually quiet during TV shows, but when he gets his chance to shine, he's fucking hilarious. Has wine tasting sessions with Sungmin. Posts drunken messages on UFO Town. Is very snarky and witty. Likes to laugh at other people and intimidate other maknaes. Can be a total brat, but his hyungs love him no matter what.
...PLUS 2
HENRY
Henry Lau / 亨利 / 헨리
1989
SJ-M
My perfect man. Comes from Toronto, Canada. An extremely talented violinist. Cute as hell. Looks like a hamster - a very hot hamster. Played violin in Don't Don. Speaks fluent English and Mandarin, and conversational Korean and Cantonese. Also knows French. An amazing dancer. And yay, English Twitter!
ZHOU MI
周觅 / 조미
1986
SJ-M
The fashionista. Loves man purses. Has the voice of an angel. Gave me a leg fetish. Apparently does a lot of aegyo. Posts about his life on Sina - his life that consists of his dog, Kyuhyun and fashion. Is friends with Jonghyun. Fierce as hell.
★THE MUSIC
SUPER JUNIOR 05
2005
without Kyuhyun
The 1st Album - SuperJunior05 (2005)
01. Miracle MV
02. TWINS (Knock Out) MV
03. You are the one
04. Rock this house
05. 차근차근 (Way for love)
06. So I
07. OVER
08. Keep in touch
09. L.O.V.E.
10. Believe
SUPER JUNIOR
2006 -
current group
The 1st Single - U (2006)
01. U MV
02. Endless Moment
03. Lovely Day
The 2nd Album - Don't Don (2007)
(tracklist from the repackaged version)
01. 돈 돈! (Don't Don) MV
02. 소원이 있나요 (Sapphire Blue)
03. You're my endless love (말하자면)
04. Marry U (New Ver.) MV
05. 갈증 (A Man In Love)
06. Disco Drive
07. 미워 (Hate U, Love U)
08. I am
09. 사랑이 떠나다 (She's gone)
10. 마지막 승부 (The girl is mine)
11. 거울 (Mirror)
12. 우리들의 사랑 (Our Love)
13. Missin' U
14. Midnight Fantasy
15. Thank you
16. 갈증 (A Man In Love) (Remix Ver.)
17. 아주 먼 옛날 (Song for you)
Japanese bonus track: Marry U (Japanese Ver.)
The 3rd Album - SORRY, SORRY (2009)
(tracklist from the repackaged version)
01. Sorry, Sorry MV
02. 그녀는 위험해 (She Wants It)
03. 너라고 (It's You) MV
04. 사랑이 죽는 병 (Love Disease)
05. 첫번째 이야기 (Love U More)
06. 니가 좋은 이유 (Why I like you)
07. 마주치지 말자 (Let's not...)
08. 앤젤라 (Angela)
09. Reset
10. Monster
11. What If
12. 이별... 넌 쉽니 (Heartquake)
13. Club No.1
14. Happy Together
15. 죽어있는 것 (Dead at heart)
16. Shining Star
The 4th Album - Bonamana (2010)
01. 미인아 (BONAMANA) MV
02. 나쁜 여자 (Boom Boom)
03. 응결 (Coagulation)
04. 나란 사람 (Your Eyes)
05. My Only Girl
06. 사랑이 이렇게 (My All Is In You)
07. Shake It Up!
08. 잠들고 싶어 (In My Dream)
09. 봄날 (One Fine Spring Day)
10. 좋은 사람 (Good Person)
11. Here We Go
Soundtrack Contributions, etc.
Rainbow Romance OST (2006)
02. Can It Be Love (VA ft. Heechul & Kibum) MV
H.I.T OST (2007)
01. Success (Yesung, Sungmin, Donghae, Ryeowook)
06. H.I.T (Yesung, Kangin, Sungmin, Donghae, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun) MV
Attack On The Pin-Up Boys OST (2007)
01. Wonder Boy MV (In case you didn't know, Key's in the video lmfao)
05. Are You Ready?
Loving You A Thousand Times OST (2009)
01. First Star (Heechul) MV
Pasta OST (2010)
01. Listen... to you (Kyuhyun) MV
Cinderella's Sister OST (2010)
01. It Has To Be You (Yesung) MV
Happy Bubble (2009)
01. Happy Bubble (Donghae, Kyuhyun ft. Han Jimin) MV
S.E.O.U.L. (2009)
01. S.E.O.U.L. (ft. SNSD) MV
SUPER JUNIOR M
M as in Mandarin
2008 -
subgroup focusing on Chinese music
The 1st Album - 迷 (Me) (2008)
01. 迷 (Me) MV
02. U MV
03. 至少还有你
04. 你是我的奇迹 (Miracle)
05. 爱你爱你 (Love Song)
06. 我抱着我 (In my Arms)
07. Don't Don
08. Marry U
09. 我的二分之一 (Full of Happiness)
10. 渴望 (A Man In Love)
11. 这一秒 (The Moment)
12. The One
13. 迷 (Me)" (KOREAN VER.) MV
14. 당신이기에" ("至少还有你" KOREAN VER.)
15. 아이니아이니" ("爱你爱你" KOREAN VER.)
The 1st Mini Album - Super Girl (2009)
01. SUPER GIRL MV
02. 到了明天 (Blue Tomorrow) MV
03. 告白 (Confession)
04. 动情 (Only U)
05. 爱情接力 (You & Me)
06. Super Girl (ver. Korean) MV
07. Blue Tomorrow (ver. Korean)
SUPER JUNIOR T
T as in Trot
2007 -
subgroup focusing on total crack trot
The 1st Single - 로꾸거 (Rokkugo) (2007)
01. 로꾸거!!! (Rokkugo) MV
02. 첫차 (featuring 방실이) (First Express)
03. 나 같은건 없는건가요 (Don't Go Away)
The 2nd Single - ROCK&GO (2008)
01. ROCK&GO MV
02. 明日のために (Sungmin × Moeyan)
SUPER JUNIOR H
H as in Happy
2008 -
subgroup focusing on another kind of crack happy bubblegum pop
The 1st Mini Album - Cooking? Cooking! (2008)
01. 요리왕 (Cooking? Cooking!) MV
02. 파자마 파티 (Pajama Party) MV
03. 둘이 (You&I)
04. 꿀단지 (Sunny)
05. 잘해봐 (Good Luck!!)
SUPER JUNIOR K.R.Y.
K.R.Y. as in Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Yesung
2006 -
subgroup focusing on ballads
Soundtrack Contributions
Hyena OST
01. The Night Chicago Died
02. The One I Love MV
03. Smile
Snow Flower OST
03. Stop Walking By MV
Billy Jean Look At Me OST
02. Just You MV
Partner OST
02. Dreaming Hero MV
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