Update! An actual update! See, I don't hate you. Ignore the whispering voices that lie the terrible lies.
After a month plus goes by, it gets very intimidating to return to a webcomic like mine. See, because I can't make some grand entrance with an amazing new storyline or something-- all I can present to you is a turkey without any anti-aliasing. But sometimes that's what a man has to do in this world. A man has to bite the bullet and draw a turkey for everyone to see.
Anyway, hi!