Shit atop a tree.
Christmas isnt complete with out a little shit atop the tree.
Every year I try to get my mother something sentimental for the Holiday, she is really big on doing it up for christmas, hell look at the pics of my yard.
So I thought of a great gift for her, at Halmark they had a star that goes on the top of the Christmas Tree, but not only is it a star but also projects snowflakes on the ceiling above the tree. Really cool right.
So thinking I was getting something that she would love, I payed $50.00 for it. Took it home, wrapped it, and stuck it under the tree. Untill tonight, I thought that she would enjoy it if she opened it alittle early and had it on the tree the day of Christmas.
So I am sitting there, she is opening it and when she sees it she tells me "I love it, I almost bought on a week ago, but it was to much, thank you" and huged me and all. I jump up and offer to hook the sucker up for her.
I get it up the top of the tree and hook all the cords up. And the moment comes, everyone silent, everyone waiting for the moment when Christmas will COME ALIVE.
I flip the switch.
"WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT"
Yea, the star is kinda ugly and not my taste at all, but for christ sakes it PROJECTS SNOWFLAKES!!!
When I fliped the switch a, maybe a softball sized circle of snowflakes pops up. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? ITS TINY.
Im pissed, my great mother - daughter moment was ruined because of faluse advertising. I am taking it back to the store asap, and I think I might just take alittle shit on top of it before I return it to Halmark.
Every year I try to get my mother something sentimental for the Holiday, she is really big on doing it up for christmas, hell look at the pics of my yard.
So I thought of a great gift for her, at Halmark they had a star that goes on the top of the Christmas Tree, but not only is it a star but also projects snowflakes on the ceiling above the tree. Really cool right.
So thinking I was getting something that she would love, I payed $50.00 for it. Took it home, wrapped it, and stuck it under the tree. Untill tonight, I thought that she would enjoy it if she opened it alittle early and had it on the tree the day of Christmas.
So I am sitting there, she is opening it and when she sees it she tells me "I love it, I almost bought on a week ago, but it was to much, thank you" and huged me and all. I jump up and offer to hook the sucker up for her.
I get it up the top of the tree and hook all the cords up. And the moment comes, everyone silent, everyone waiting for the moment when Christmas will COME ALIVE.
I flip the switch.
"WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT"
Yea, the star is kinda ugly and not my taste at all, but for christ sakes it PROJECTS SNOWFLAKES!!!
When I fliped the switch a, maybe a softball sized circle of snowflakes pops up. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? ITS TINY.
Im pissed, my great mother - daughter moment was ruined because of faluse advertising. I am taking it back to the store asap, and I think I might just take alittle shit on top of it before I return it to Halmark.