DeathFest
So, Deathfest at Hampshire last night was epic hilarity.
I started in the tier 1 game, Little Colony of Horror. I was an Old School Farmer. We fought a giant water bear. We found a beer tree. Mike came in and decided that it was taking too long for us to die, so we got attacked by spider monkeys. The others took 2 HP in poo damage. The monkeys botched their dc14 charisma check to dislike me (and therefore attack me) so they decided I was their new queen. Unfortunately for me, they eat their matriarchs. So I went from full HP to death by monkeys. In the Dead Game, I came back as a hive mind of monkeys. So, yes, I am the Queen of the Monkeys. I had a monkey riding a unicycle carrying around Captain Kirk's head in a jar. I had a pyramid of ten monkeys on a unicycle. I short-circuited Optimus Prime. I sort of wish that could have been done differently... my DX should have gone way up and Constitution way down, etc. The way I would have done it would have been to give each monkey like 2 HP or something, increase my HP total, but almost every hit would have been a dead monkey. Instead I just took blanket HP damage, so at the end, I had 5 monkeys left which were scattered around a large machine, and I got shot for 7 damage, killing me. Oh well.
Tier 3 was completely ridiculous. The final boss was a giant kitten brain.
I started in the tier 1 game, Little Colony of Horror. I was an Old School Farmer. We fought a giant water bear. We found a beer tree. Mike came in and decided that it was taking too long for us to die, so we got attacked by spider monkeys. The others took 2 HP in poo damage. The monkeys botched their dc14 charisma check to dislike me (and therefore attack me) so they decided I was their new queen. Unfortunately for me, they eat their matriarchs. So I went from full HP to death by monkeys. In the Dead Game, I came back as a hive mind of monkeys. So, yes, I am the Queen of the Monkeys. I had a monkey riding a unicycle carrying around Captain Kirk's head in a jar. I had a pyramid of ten monkeys on a unicycle. I short-circuited Optimus Prime. I sort of wish that could have been done differently... my DX should have gone way up and Constitution way down, etc. The way I would have done it would have been to give each monkey like 2 HP or something, increase my HP total, but almost every hit would have been a dead monkey. Instead I just took blanket HP damage, so at the end, I had 5 monkeys left which were scattered around a large machine, and I got shot for 7 damage, killing me. Oh well.
Tier 3 was completely ridiculous. The final boss was a giant kitten brain.