Wow I'm Bad....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave ravens0ng a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I bought porn for _kanae (-10 points). Last month I bought porn for ktpinkbear (10 points). Last Monday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-121 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
azureflutie
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week countmecha and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I helped ercasam_epar see the light (8 points). In November I helped hazmat16380 across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lostintime2004 (-5000 points). Last Sunday I gave theta13 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4980 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
azureflutie