A Cup of Bittersweet
For swammi, who believes the world needs a little more Waluigi in our lives. :3 Think of it as a sequel or something! *cough* Sheesh, I have way too much fun doing this...
Title: A Cup of Bittersweet
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Super Mario
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Warnings: Drabble. XD Nothing else.
Ships: ...You'll see. XD
Finished: Yes
Character: Waluigi
Line: "Hey! This isn't coffee!"
"Your princess is at another castle. However, please feel free to leave a message! I've got a purple brute to take care of. See ya!"
The beep was more like a raspberry to the purple one.
"I am SO going to kill her." Waluigi growled. Should he be more awake, his response would've been more explosive. Alas, it was hard to be your energetic self at 8 A.M...
"Hey! This isn't coffee!"
"Well, duh. We're out!" A comforting response from Wario, per usual.
"Couldn't we have anything other than-"
"If you can survive having a girlfriend, you can survive having tea."
"She is NOT my-!"
Waluigi held the mug in silence. Come to think of it... that was a terrifying thought.
Title: A Cup of Bittersweet
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Super Mario
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Warnings: Drabble. XD Nothing else.
Ships: ...You'll see. XD
Finished: Yes
Character: Waluigi
Line: "Hey! This isn't coffee!"
"Your princess is at another castle. However, please feel free to leave a message! I've got a purple brute to take care of. See ya!"
The beep was more like a raspberry to the purple one.
"I am SO going to kill her." Waluigi growled. Should he be more awake, his response would've been more explosive. Alas, it was hard to be your energetic self at 8 A.M...
"Hey! This isn't coffee!"
"Well, duh. We're out!" A comforting response from Wario, per usual.
"Couldn't we have anything other than-"
"If you can survive having a girlfriend, you can survive having tea."
"She is NOT my-!"
Waluigi held the mug in silence. Come to think of it... that was a terrifying thought.