The Guild and Go! Drinking Games
As you know, when Aiden visits we play drinking games. This weekend I went to see him and it's different as he lives in the city. We play drinking games as a pregame. This weekend was pretty epic. In fact I haven't written about it because I was still kind of recovering and then I had to go to the dentist. Saturday night we played two drinking games and then met Maria at an all-you-care-to-drink bar. I cared to drink a lot. We then went to another bar where I sat on the sidewalk to smoke.
I don't really remember much. I woke up with a lot of bruises: knees, ankles, wrists and arse. Apparently when I tried to get up off the sidewalk I slipped and ended up literally "drunk in the gutter" half underneath a parked car. Then I fell down in the bicycle lane, then I fell up the stairs, then I fell off of Maddie's bed trying to take off my jeans. When I was informed of falling into the gutter I asked if anyone saw and Maria informed me that I was holding court at the time but added, "Don't worry it was charming. And kind of impressive. If I'd fallen that much I wouldn't have been laughing which you were. You thought it was hilarious."
All in all, a successful night. To get to that point I figure I should post the drinking games. First up was The Guild
Drink whenever Clara drinks
Drink whenever you dislike Vork
Drink whenever Zaboo invents a verb
Drink whenever Codex is unbearably pathetic
Drink whenever Clara is criminally negligent
And if you really want to be wasted: drink for acronyms
Go!
Drink for car rides
Drink for guns
Drink for bad decisions
Drink when you like Katie Holms
Drink for police involvment
Drink when it switches character perspectives
Drink when there is a crossover in the plots
Drink when the gay guys talk about their girlfriends
Drink anytime someone mentions or we see Mary Xmas
Drink when Timothy Olyphant is "justified" in being shirtless
And if you really want to get wasted: drink for drugs
As always we ask you to drink responsibly. No one should end up in the gutter. Know your own limits and do not blame us if you vomit.
I don't really remember much. I woke up with a lot of bruises: knees, ankles, wrists and arse. Apparently when I tried to get up off the sidewalk I slipped and ended up literally "drunk in the gutter" half underneath a parked car. Then I fell down in the bicycle lane, then I fell up the stairs, then I fell off of Maddie's bed trying to take off my jeans. When I was informed of falling into the gutter I asked if anyone saw and Maria informed me that I was holding court at the time but added, "Don't worry it was charming. And kind of impressive. If I'd fallen that much I wouldn't have been laughing which you were. You thought it was hilarious."
All in all, a successful night. To get to that point I figure I should post the drinking games. First up was The Guild
Drink whenever Clara drinks
Drink whenever you dislike Vork
Drink whenever Zaboo invents a verb
Drink whenever Codex is unbearably pathetic
Drink whenever Clara is criminally negligent
And if you really want to be wasted: drink for acronyms
Go!
Drink for car rides
Drink for guns
Drink for bad decisions
Drink when you like Katie Holms
Drink for police involvment
Drink when it switches character perspectives
Drink when there is a crossover in the plots
Drink when the gay guys talk about their girlfriends
Drink anytime someone mentions or we see Mary Xmas
Drink when Timothy Olyphant is "justified" in being shirtless
And if you really want to get wasted: drink for drugs
As always we ask you to drink responsibly. No one should end up in the gutter. Know your own limits and do not blame us if you vomit.