Naked Time
I hate this wind, it's a lovely warm day and the wind is fucking me over. Why? Because it's a tradition of mine to be naked until I put on my costume and I can't put that on until I have to go somewhere. So I'm naked and the wind keeps blowing my blinds open and my room is so well lit you can see me from outside and there are people around. I just hope no one's seen me yet because that would be awkward.