In the interest of full disclosure
Maddie thinks I have an eating disorder.
Maria disagrees.
We got drunk
Went to a gypsy party
Maddie wanted to get into a fist fight
I challenged her
She said that she couldn't hit me as I'm one of her best friends
I told her to break my nose; you never know who you are 'til you've broken someone's nose
We learned that Maddie is the certain type of person who's a pussy and won't break a friend's nose even in the interest of self discovery
She also announced that I'm more bro than she ever gave me credit for
We went to a playground where we were promised a swing
There was no swing
Security came.
We left.
Maddie learned she had left her coat
We went back to get it
Got caught by security
I engaged the enemy before he could engage us to prove that we were not with the gypsy part
He was aware that we were drunk
Even though we are all well over age I lied through my teeth to get out of a public drinking ticket
I said I did not have an ID and that America is not yet a fascist state so I don't need to carry an ID even if it is NY state law
He said he wasn't sure we went here and that people lie
I said I study with ann lauinger and that men are rapists so you can't trust anyone
He said he didn't know who Ann was but let us go
We did not get a ticket
I think my rapist comment made him uncomfortable
We borrowed some girl's key to urinate in a locked bathroom
I kissed more people than is strictly necessary
I was freaked out by security
I came back home alone
I kept people from gypsying in my backyard I hope my housemates love me
I read porn
I have not watched new supernatural
Jared and Jensen are making it
That's right I said "making it"
I just lost the game, sorry
I do not have an eating disorder.
Maria disagrees.
We got drunk
Went to a gypsy party
Maddie wanted to get into a fist fight
I challenged her
She said that she couldn't hit me as I'm one of her best friends
I told her to break my nose; you never know who you are 'til you've broken someone's nose
We learned that Maddie is the certain type of person who's a pussy and won't break a friend's nose even in the interest of self discovery
She also announced that I'm more bro than she ever gave me credit for
We went to a playground where we were promised a swing
There was no swing
Security came.
We left.
Maddie learned she had left her coat
We went back to get it
Got caught by security
I engaged the enemy before he could engage us to prove that we were not with the gypsy part
He was aware that we were drunk
Even though we are all well over age I lied through my teeth to get out of a public drinking ticket
I said I did not have an ID and that America is not yet a fascist state so I don't need to carry an ID even if it is NY state law
He said he wasn't sure we went here and that people lie
I said I study with ann lauinger and that men are rapists so you can't trust anyone
He said he didn't know who Ann was but let us go
We did not get a ticket
I think my rapist comment made him uncomfortable
We borrowed some girl's key to urinate in a locked bathroom
I kissed more people than is strictly necessary
I was freaked out by security
I came back home alone
I kept people from gypsying in my backyard I hope my housemates love me
I read porn
I have not watched new supernatural
Jared and Jensen are making it
That's right I said "making it"
I just lost the game, sorry
I do not have an eating disorder.