I’ve just received a phone call from my Step Mother who is stuck in it. Apparantly a lorry of Tarmac has overturned at the bottom of Victoria Park Castle Road Salisbury and is causing a huge tailback.

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I came back from work this evening, took off my shoes, put down my bags, and wandered in the direction of the kitchen to make a cup of tea. I stopped mid-stride in the dining room, and thought:

Why is there a sausage on the floor?There was a large sausage, pleasingly curved, speckled with herbs (it was not a cheap sausage, clearly. We live in a ( Read more... )

I was bored so drew my cats in crappy 5 minute mouse paintings. I'm annoyed with myself for using PSPX, not MS Paint but never mind.

( Craptacular drawings )

http://www.rathergood.com/cats

NSFW:

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5267958

Why, yes, I would like the hobbies of crochet and erotica combined thankyouverymuch!

Husband's boss sent me this by email, and it made me giggle.

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A geneticist walks into a bar and says "I'll have some adenosine triphosphate please".

The barman replies "That will be 80p".

The glorious weather of the last couple of weeks may have finally broken. This morning dawned grey and windy, and there are stronger winds forecast. Boo ( Read more... )

Busted!