Title: Tales from the empty lube
Chapters: 2/?
Author:
azumi_nevaeh
Genre: Smut/Humor
Pairings/Characters: Aoix? - Dir en Grey members and Vidoll members
Rating: R to NC-17
Warnings: Bad language; adult situations
Synopsis: "How could THEY be there?" Aoi is told that the party had a lot more people than he could remember.
Disclaimer: I don't own them... but I own this dirty story *smirk*
Comments: Well, read and say what you think! Comments are always welcome! I wanna be your friend! ^^ just leave a comment saying you added me! \^________^/
Tales from the empty lube~Part 1~ *
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****~Tales from the empty lube~Part 2~
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Aoi chose some fresh clothes and headed to the bathroom. As he entered he found wet towels on the floor. That just confused him even more. Who used them? When he undressed himself he noticed some marks along his collarbone and nail marks on his back. His whole body was filled with 'love marks'.
"Ruki lets go."
"This practice is going to be SO much fun!"
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Ruki asked if he could go with Aoi in his car. The brunette agreed. Even though Aoi didn't want to hear Ruki's jokes, it would be nice to have some company, specially after all the weirdness of that morning.
It was really hard for Aoi to accept that he had done something with someone and he wasn't able to know what he did and who was his lover at that night. The scene was pretty obvious, just as Ruki said and there was no doubt that is had been wild... after all, his underwear was on the celling and there was that... that damn lube... empty... fucking empty... it was all used on that night. How could he just forget it like that?
"Ruki, I have serious doubts that I actually had any sex last night..." His face was serious and his voice was low and cold.
"Really?!" Ruki's voice was a bit squeaky. "I don't... the room was all
messy and your bed was with cum all over the sheets... you can't fool this
babe here." He pointed at himself, smirking a bit.
"I don't know what happened but I di-"
"Aoi, you don't remember what happened... that doesn't mean you were not involved or whatever..." Ruki looked at his friend.
"But it's really weird, you know? I don't how know I can forget something that looked really..." Aoi blushed at the thought.
"Really what?"
"Well... you know..."
"Know what?"
The brunette sighed, showing he gave up the attempt not to say those words. "...really damn hot..." He pouted.
"I don't know how you did it either... I wouldn't..." The short man giggled. "But you were damn drunk... I would probably forget if I banged someone with like... 100% of alcohol in the blood, you know..." He laughed and patted on Aoi's shoulder.
"Nice choice of words..." Aoi giggled. "And... lets be honest... you would forget you were fucked... you are not the man in your relationship... and that's a fact!" Aoi's laugh was loud.
"Ha-ha... talking about my choice of words, Mr. Fuck..." Ruki frowned at stared at the window. "You have like NO clue of what I do to Reita..."
Ruki grinned and looked at Aoi. The guitarist's eyes were wide open. His face was now with a horror look. He never thought that Reita, with his all 'bad boy' type and the 'I am THE shit' style, was occasionally dominated by the short, childish looking, a bit retarded but sweet Ruki-kun. Yes... now he had a whole new stash of jokes to throw at the bassist.
"THAT was something I didn't have to know!" Aoi yelled and laughed. "But... now I can mess around with Rei!" He had an evil look on his face. "Sankyuu very... VERY much, Ru!" His voice was filled with sarcasm.
"OH, you asshole! Don't you DARE saying anything to Rei-chan!" Ruki frowned and yelled at Aoi. "He would like... KILL ME or something! Do youwant me to die?"
Ruki had now puppy eyes. One of his many tricks to get away from problems. For his bad luck, it never worked with Aoi. Not once. And, even he had full conscience of that fact, he never gave up trying.
"You know it doesn't work with me ne?" He giggled.
"It is worth the try..." Ruki adjusted himself on the car seat. "Anyway... did you remember anything?" He said yawning. "This whole 'sex talk' would surely help me to remember." He smirked to himself.
"I hoped it could help me too, but nothing yet." Aoi sighed. "Maybe I need more information... about the party..."
"Would it help if I told you that Myv, Die, Shinya, Jui and Tero were there too?" Ruki said calmly, with his eyes closed.
"WHAT?" Aoi hit the break pedal with all his strength.
"FUCK!" Ruki held himself at the car door. "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY, YOU ASSHOLE?!" He grabbed Aoi by the arm and was almost hitting his face.
"SHIT! Sorry Ru... I-I-I... " Aoi started to stutter. "How could THEY be there?"
"Calm down!" Ruki let go of Aoi. "YOU invited them!" The short man pointed at Aoi. "You really can't remember a thing about it, can you?" The short man sounded surprised.
"I can't! And it didn't help at all!" The brunette covered his face with his hands. "Now how the hell am I going to know who was in bed with me?" He had fear in his eyes.
"Aoi... calm down!" Ruki held the guitarist's face between his hands. "And, please, lets go to the studio... we can talk better there." Ruki had a worried look on his face.
"...ok..." Aoi started to drive again.
A deep silence took over the car. Ruki wasn't able to speak now... and Aoi didn't want to. He felt weird and irritated. Not at his friend, but at himself, for letting that happen. How could he be so damn stupid and get so drunk to the point he forgot all about the night before?
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The car stopped. They were finally at the studio. Ruki got off of the car and knelt in front of the small building. He pretended to kiss the sidewalk and held his arms in the air.
"I'm alive!" He yelled.
"You don't need to make such a scene... I wasn't going to kill you..."
Aoi rolled his eyes and walked to the entrance door. Ruki followed him,
apologizing for the joke. Aoi just nodded, making the small man relax a
little. They entered the elevator. Aoi pressed the 3rd floor button and leaned against the opposite side of the elevator. He had a look on his face that Ruki had never seen. Aoi wasn't himself that morning.
"Hey..." The small man had a low and calm voice. "... you shouldn't stay like this. It's not such a big deal if you think about it..."
"Yes, it is... Ru... I'm afraid I made a mistake." The brunette had now a sad expression.
"C'mon, Aoi... I think the biggest harm you were responsible for was a sore ass in the morning..." Ruki giggled a bit.
"Maybe you're right." Aoi smiled a little.
"It's our floor. Lets go. They're probably waiting for us..."
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Both men started to walk towards the practice room. They kept on talking about other issues now, like their new tour that was going to begin in the next year, the fact that was pretty nice to be with their friends in town, even though that was a problem for Aoi now. They started to relax and to forget about Aoi's problem. That was nice. Ruki commented that they were finally able to just talk and laugh. Aoi agreed and added the fact that he was just going to relax and let things happen as they should. Ruki held a big smile on his face and said he was happy to finally see the Aoi he has always known.
Ruki rushed a little and opened the door to the practice room. Aoi got in first and was received with smiles and giggles.
"Good morning to you two!" Their band mates and their friends were all in there.
"OH! Go-go-good morning!" Aoi stuttered a little and was embarrassed.
"Why are you getting here together?" Kai asked with a funny voice.
"Ruki went to my house early today, to help me with some stuff. Then we
came here together. Something wrong with that?" Aoi was surprised with the
question. Ruki was his friend and there was nothing wrong with that.
"Reita is jealous, that's why!" Tero and Jui said together laughing.
"I'm not! I just... never mind..." Reita frowned and pouted.
"Rei-chan... you know I love you, right?" Ruki smiled and walked in Reita's direction. "They are just pissed because they don't have what we have together."
"Weird sex?" Die smirked.
"A boring relationship?" Shinya laughed.
"Problems to know who is the man in bed?" Miyavi made all of them laugh.
"Ha-ha-ha... fuck you." Reita had a death-glare in his eyes.
"Ok... are we going to practice today?" Aoi asked to change the the talk.
"Well... actually, I wanted to go out with you all... so I made you come here to practice." Kai smiled.
"How nice!" Uruha had a cute tone of voice and a big smile.
"Going out today?" Reita asked.
"What's wrong?" Ruki frowned.
"I'm kinda tired from yesterday... it was a wild night, you know..." Shinya giggled.
Wild? A wild night. Aoi looked shocked with that statement. Shinya's words had a deep impact on him. The brunette stared at the feminine features in that man's face. He noticed how thin and 'girlie' Shinya looked. He thought to himself if that was the one in his bed. It would be weird if he asked now. He didn't want the others to be there when he talked to the other boy. He shouldn't say something now, but he was desperate and desperation makes a reasonable man do stupid things. Yes. It was now or never.
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OH-OH-OH! So, Aoi found out that his band mates were not the only ones at the party. Die (Dir en Grey), Shinya (Dir en Grey), Miyavi (don't need to introduce him to you XD), Jui (vocal - Vidoll) and Tero (drummer - Vidoll) were there TOO!
Now the story is getting better! *evil grin*
Don't miss the next chapter, when Aoi interrogates his friends. *dramatic song*
Hope you enjoyed this one!
Comments are more than welcome! \(>__<)/