Sir, you have a really gay shirt
(Garrett informed me kindly I have neglected livejournal.. which is true considering I haven't made an entry since February. So here's a post from myspace.)
So, it's been a while. While a normal person would take the advantage and discuss what is going on in their life.. I will discuss the ongoings of my day.
The highlight of my day was originally the old man getting something stuck in his walker, then proceeding to fall down. Man, did I laugh hard on the inside over that.
That WAS the highlight, until I saw Mr. Montalvo enter our philosophy class. He was wearing this tight ass shirt. Funny as hell, I tell you... and this is Catholic school. After we left class, I made up for the fact that I couldn't make fun of him during class.
Me: Nice shirt.
Johnny: Yeah, it shrunk in the dryer.. I didn't notice it until I put it on and I was already late for class.
Me: Since it's a Catholic school, I have free reign on the gay jokes right now.. you know this, right? Like "I know your plan is to play gay to get a date".
Johnny: You know it.
(We wait around to join another friend)
Me: Welcome to our discussion of Johnny's really gay shirt. (to Johnny) With that shirt on, you'd have a better chance at getting a date with one of the guys here...
The self conscious feeling you got over that conversation almost was karma at your making fun of me having to wear spandex for dance class. Until karma got its last joke in, when I chipped a tooth while eating mac and cheese. Seriously, how the fuck do you chip a tooth on soft foods.
Anyways... this video is for you Mr. Montalvo. Enjoy, and watch the whole thing.
This will be you soon, Mr. Montalvo. http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
So, it's been a while. While a normal person would take the advantage and discuss what is going on in their life.. I will discuss the ongoings of my day.
The highlight of my day was originally the old man getting something stuck in his walker, then proceeding to fall down. Man, did I laugh hard on the inside over that.
That WAS the highlight, until I saw Mr. Montalvo enter our philosophy class. He was wearing this tight ass shirt. Funny as hell, I tell you... and this is Catholic school. After we left class, I made up for the fact that I couldn't make fun of him during class.
Me: Nice shirt.
Johnny: Yeah, it shrunk in the dryer.. I didn't notice it until I put it on and I was already late for class.
Me: Since it's a Catholic school, I have free reign on the gay jokes right now.. you know this, right? Like "I know your plan is to play gay to get a date".
Johnny: You know it.
(We wait around to join another friend)
Me: Welcome to our discussion of Johnny's really gay shirt. (to Johnny) With that shirt on, you'd have a better chance at getting a date with one of the guys here...
The self conscious feeling you got over that conversation almost was karma at your making fun of me having to wear spandex for dance class. Until karma got its last joke in, when I chipped a tooth while eating mac and cheese. Seriously, how the fuck do you chip a tooth on soft foods.
Anyways... this video is for you Mr. Montalvo. Enjoy, and watch the whole thing.
This will be you soon, Mr. Montalvo. http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU