WOOOOOOOT
So, a week ago I decided, hey, I think I should move. So I look around and oh yeah, most expensive city in the country, WOOPS, oh god rent is SO HIGH I will be eighty before I can afford it, I should just move countries it would be cheaper, good god, *drown sorrows in wine*.
Then, at 4pm, call from mother: "Friend knows someone, we're meeting them at 4:30." Them: Rugby players with stupidly high salary are going back to Sydney for the off season, and need to sublet their place. One left today, one leaving tomorrow, kinda desperate, will take HALF what they pay in rent.
Me: I'LL TAKE IT YES PLEASE.
SUBLET ON THE FUCKING BEACH. IN MY BUDGET. I CAN WATCH THE SUNSET FROM BED, GUYS. FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING BED.
TODAY IS THE BEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
Then, at 4pm, call from mother: "Friend knows someone, we're meeting them at 4:30." Them: Rugby players with stupidly high salary are going back to Sydney for the off season, and need to sublet their place. One left today, one leaving tomorrow, kinda desperate, will take HALF what they pay in rent.
Me: I'LL TAKE IT YES PLEASE.
SUBLET ON THE FUCKING BEACH. IN MY BUDGET. I CAN WATCH THE SUNSET FROM BED, GUYS. FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING BED.
TODAY IS THE BEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.