ha...
One of my guy friends sent this to me today....
"Women always look for qualities in men that are opposites of each other. Like, "I want a man who's outdoorsy.. and hilarious." But when you find this man you wouldn't like it, know why? Rodeo clown, thats right. Outdoorsy, hilarious, alcoholic and wanted. Then they say they want a man who will just give and give and give and not want any sex in return, and this man actually does exist. His name is grandpa.. and he has your nose."
-Dave Attell
...that last part gets me everytime.
"Women always look for qualities in men that are opposites of each other. Like, "I want a man who's outdoorsy.. and hilarious." But when you find this man you wouldn't like it, know why? Rodeo clown, thats right. Outdoorsy, hilarious, alcoholic and wanted. Then they say they want a man who will just give and give and give and not want any sex in return, and this man actually does exist. His name is grandpa.. and he has your nose."
-Dave Attell
...that last part gets me everytime.