Star Trek: TOS Geek Moment
So, I ran across this random questionnaire. The idea is that you pick twelve characters from your favorite show/book and said characters get laced into the questions as related to the number you wrote them on. It turns out frightening and random... my recommendation is, for the most fun, do not read the questions before filling out your list of characters.
So, I took the chance provided to truly geek out over old school Star Trek. Apparently I'm a not-so-closet Trekkie... And for the record, coming up with twelve main characters from Trek is hard... so random things like tribbles make it to the list instead O.o
Character LIST:
1.) James T. Kirk
2.) Dr. Lenard “Bones” McCoy
3.) Nyota Uhura
4.) Montgomery “Scotty” Scott
5.) Pavel Chekov
6.) Nurse Chapel
7.) Spock
8.) Hikaru Sulu
9.) Janice Rand
10.) Christophe Pike
11.) Harry Mudd (Really sleazy sort of trader fellow)
12.) Tribbles
The QUESTIONS:
1.Have you ever read a [SIX]/[ELEVEN] story before?
Ah... no. Nurse Chapel, all though the had a funny run in with Harry Mudd in the animated series, has never been the first character I read for. All the same, I've never seen such a fic. She's always going for Spock in everything I see...
2. Do you think [FOUR] is hot? How hot?
Scotty? Hot? That's a big ole NO! The closest he comes to cute even is in the new movie. Overall, I love the man's humor and his loving care of the Enterprise, but I've never thought of him as physically attractive
3. What would happen if [TWELVE] got [EIGHT] pregnant?
I think that would be some sort of bestiality in reverse. Also, I don't think Sulu is capable, and I know the tribbles produce enough furry little babies on their own to never need to impregnate anything else...
4. Do you recall any story about [NINE]?
Yes. Someone was really ripping on Janice. She was Kirk's Yeoman in the first season (Ah, kept track of paper work for him, brought him his meals, extra). Anyway, it was a mocking fic about how much she pined for Kirk. I laughed.
5. Would [TWO] and [SIX] make a good couple?
McCoy and Chekov?!?! Nope. Ignoring everything else, I have to say that McCoy is too old and gritty for Chekov. Chekov is too young and... hate to say it, nieve for McCoy. And Chekov, well, he's a play boy in the original series, I think he watches Kirk too much
6. [FIVE]/[NINE] or [FIVE]/[TEN]?
Hah, Chekov would go for Janice long before Pike! Such a FIVE/TEN on this one, because Janice is just curvier and all...
7. What would happen if [SEVEN] walked in on [TWO] and [TWELVE] having sex?
Right, Spock walks in on McCoy and the tribbles doing the dirty... Is this a crack!fic? Ah... I suppose, knowing Spock, he'd likely try to analyze how it was possible first, and then he would either be disgusted with or be ripping on Bones. The whole idea is disturbing though...
8. Make up a summary for a [THREE]/[TEN] story.
[Only true fans/geeks will understand half the crap in this summary
]
Going back to the restricted Talos IV seemed the only way to return Uhrua to herself after a violent alien first contact. An able Christopher Pike guides her to mental solace, and maybe a little something more...
9. Is there any such thing as [ONE]/[EIGHT]fluff?
Kirk and Sulu? Yeah, I'm sure there is somewhere. Kirk is such a man-whore in fanfiction, he gets paired with about... anything that moves, really.
10. Suggest a title for a [SEVEN]/[TWELVE] hurt/comfort story.
Spock and the tribbles? As a hurt/care story? Uh....
“Fur and Bandages”
11. What kind of plot would you use for [FOUR] to de-flower [ONE]?
O.o Scotty de-flowers Kirk, huh? I would have to go with the old cliché about the drunken men in the bar. Scotty being the older and wiser (must be while Kirk is still a cadet, or EARLIER) and Kirk being the fresh faced ah... future man-whore.
Scotty takes the boy back for a drunken one night stand, I guess.
12. Does anyone you know read [THREE] het?
Uhura in hetero stories? Yes, I know those readers, they tend to be big Spock/Uhura fans
13. Does anyone you know write [ELEVEN]?
For Harry Mudd? Nope, I don't know anyone...
14. Would anyone you know read [TWO]/[FOUR]/[FIVE]?
Wooo, McCoy, Scotty, Chekov threesome? I don't personally know anyone who would, but I'm sure SOMEONE out there would...
15. What might [TEN] scream at a moment of passion?
Christopher Pike … “Enterprise!”
16. If you wrote a song-fic about [EIGHT], what song would you choose?
Song-fic about Sulu... “My Blade a My Pride.” Which is a character song from the anime Bleach, for anyone who is curious. Sulu... he's in love with his sword and his fencing skills
17. If you wrote a [ONE]/[SIX]/[TWELVE] story, what would the warning be?
Kirk, Nurse Chapel, and the tribbles?
Warning: “Here-in be bestiality!”
18. What might be a good pick-up line for [TEN]to use on [TWO]?
Chris Pike: “Hey, I've got some Saurian Brandy back in my quarters....”
McCoy: “It's about damn time someone offered me a drink.”
19. How might [ELEVEN] describe a relationship between [TWO] and [EIGHT]?
Harry Mudd describing a McCoy/Sulu relationship...
“Well it seemed a terrible waste of a couple of perfectly good dupes... er, gentlemen. And then I realized that the love potion I discovered helped older gentlemen 'stay in the game.' And voila, I knew I could still make SOME money off of this deal!”
20. How Emo is [SEVEN]?
Spock... Emo? Pfftttt, BEST QUESTION EVER! And therefore, I feel everyone should answer it on their own.
21. "[Kirk] and [Spock] are in a happy relationship until [Janice] runs off with [Spock]. [Kirk], brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with [Harry Mudd] and a brief unhappy affair with [the tribbles], then follows the wise advice of [Chekov] and finds true love with [Uhura].
I needed to fill in the blanks on that one to see how truly ridiculous it sounded...
22. What title would you give the story created in question 21?
“Losing Happiness to Vulcans and Furries”
23. You've reached the end! By the way, I set you up on a date with [TWO]!
You set me up with McCoy? Seriously? He's going to be complaining at me all night now. Thanks a lot! All well, at least it wasn't the tribbles.
Right, I think I'm done geeking out for the moment ^_^
So, I took the chance provided to truly geek out over old school Star Trek. Apparently I'm a not-so-closet Trekkie... And for the record, coming up with twelve main characters from Trek is hard... so random things like tribbles make it to the list instead O.o
Character LIST:
1.) James T. Kirk
2.) Dr. Lenard “Bones” McCoy
3.) Nyota Uhura
4.) Montgomery “Scotty” Scott
5.) Pavel Chekov
6.) Nurse Chapel
7.) Spock
8.) Hikaru Sulu
9.) Janice Rand
10.) Christophe Pike
11.) Harry Mudd (Really sleazy sort of trader fellow)
12.) Tribbles
The QUESTIONS:
1.Have you ever read a [SIX]/[ELEVEN] story before?
Ah... no. Nurse Chapel, all though the had a funny run in with Harry Mudd in the animated series, has never been the first character I read for. All the same, I've never seen such a fic. She's always going for Spock in everything I see...
2. Do you think [FOUR] is hot? How hot?
Scotty? Hot? That's a big ole NO! The closest he comes to cute even is in the new movie. Overall, I love the man's humor and his loving care of the Enterprise, but I've never thought of him as physically attractive
3. What would happen if [TWELVE] got [EIGHT] pregnant?
I think that would be some sort of bestiality in reverse. Also, I don't think Sulu is capable, and I know the tribbles produce enough furry little babies on their own to never need to impregnate anything else...
4. Do you recall any story about [NINE]?
Yes. Someone was really ripping on Janice. She was Kirk's Yeoman in the first season (Ah, kept track of paper work for him, brought him his meals, extra). Anyway, it was a mocking fic about how much she pined for Kirk. I laughed.
5. Would [TWO] and [SIX] make a good couple?
McCoy and Chekov?!?! Nope. Ignoring everything else, I have to say that McCoy is too old and gritty for Chekov. Chekov is too young and... hate to say it, nieve for McCoy. And Chekov, well, he's a play boy in the original series, I think he watches Kirk too much
6. [FIVE]/[NINE] or [FIVE]/[TEN]?
Hah, Chekov would go for Janice long before Pike! Such a FIVE/TEN on this one, because Janice is just curvier and all...
7. What would happen if [SEVEN] walked in on [TWO] and [TWELVE] having sex?
Right, Spock walks in on McCoy and the tribbles doing the dirty... Is this a crack!fic? Ah... I suppose, knowing Spock, he'd likely try to analyze how it was possible first, and then he would either be disgusted with or be ripping on Bones. The whole idea is disturbing though...
8. Make up a summary for a [THREE]/[TEN] story.
[Only true fans/geeks will understand half the crap in this summary
]
Going back to the restricted Talos IV seemed the only way to return Uhrua to herself after a violent alien first contact. An able Christopher Pike guides her to mental solace, and maybe a little something more...
9. Is there any such thing as [ONE]/[EIGHT]fluff?
Kirk and Sulu? Yeah, I'm sure there is somewhere. Kirk is such a man-whore in fanfiction, he gets paired with about... anything that moves, really.
10. Suggest a title for a [SEVEN]/[TWELVE] hurt/comfort story.
Spock and the tribbles? As a hurt/care story? Uh....
“Fur and Bandages”
11. What kind of plot would you use for [FOUR] to de-flower [ONE]?
O.o Scotty de-flowers Kirk, huh? I would have to go with the old cliché about the drunken men in the bar. Scotty being the older and wiser (must be while Kirk is still a cadet, or EARLIER) and Kirk being the fresh faced ah... future man-whore.
Scotty takes the boy back for a drunken one night stand, I guess.
12. Does anyone you know read [THREE] het?
Uhura in hetero stories? Yes, I know those readers, they tend to be big Spock/Uhura fans
13. Does anyone you know write [ELEVEN]?
For Harry Mudd? Nope, I don't know anyone...
14. Would anyone you know read [TWO]/[FOUR]/[FIVE]?
Wooo, McCoy, Scotty, Chekov threesome? I don't personally know anyone who would, but I'm sure SOMEONE out there would...
15. What might [TEN] scream at a moment of passion?
Christopher Pike … “Enterprise!”
16. If you wrote a song-fic about [EIGHT], what song would you choose?
Song-fic about Sulu... “My Blade a My Pride.” Which is a character song from the anime Bleach, for anyone who is curious. Sulu... he's in love with his sword and his fencing skills
17. If you wrote a [ONE]/[SIX]/[TWELVE] story, what would the warning be?
Kirk, Nurse Chapel, and the tribbles?
Warning: “Here-in be bestiality!”
18. What might be a good pick-up line for [TEN]to use on [TWO]?
Chris Pike: “Hey, I've got some Saurian Brandy back in my quarters....”
McCoy: “It's about damn time someone offered me a drink.”
19. How might [ELEVEN] describe a relationship between [TWO] and [EIGHT]?
Harry Mudd describing a McCoy/Sulu relationship...
“Well it seemed a terrible waste of a couple of perfectly good dupes... er, gentlemen. And then I realized that the love potion I discovered helped older gentlemen 'stay in the game.' And voila, I knew I could still make SOME money off of this deal!”
20. How Emo is [SEVEN]?
Spock... Emo? Pfftttt, BEST QUESTION EVER! And therefore, I feel everyone should answer it on their own.
21. "[Kirk] and [Spock] are in a happy relationship until [Janice] runs off with [Spock]. [Kirk], brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with [Harry Mudd] and a brief unhappy affair with [the tribbles], then follows the wise advice of [Chekov] and finds true love with [Uhura].
I needed to fill in the blanks on that one to see how truly ridiculous it sounded...
22. What title would you give the story created in question 21?
“Losing Happiness to Vulcans and Furries”
23. You've reached the end! By the way, I set you up on a date with [TWO]!
You set me up with McCoy? Seriously? He's going to be complaining at me all night now. Thanks a lot! All well, at least it wasn't the tribbles.
Right, I think I'm done geeking out for the moment ^_^