Letters to Characters
Dear Various Characters Appearing in my current WIPs,
YOU ARE ALL ANNOYING.
Frustrated!Sherlock, get your head out of your rear and keep on target, please.
Mycroft/Lestrade, you are supposed to be in a CRACK fic, not an angst fic. Stop bringing up sad and depressing childhood traumas.
John, Sherlock, and Greg (of casefic fame), stop sulking in the corner, the introspection is for your own good.
ACD!Holmes, you only get 60 words, you're not allowed to have soliloquies.
Until you can all learn to behave better, I'm going to ignore all of you and watch the second episode of Parade's End now.
Love,
Me
Gah. On the bright side, the slump seems to be over. Now if everyone could just play nicely.....
YOU ARE ALL ANNOYING.
Frustrated!Sherlock, get your head out of your rear and keep on target, please.
Mycroft/Lestrade, you are supposed to be in a CRACK fic, not an angst fic. Stop bringing up sad and depressing childhood traumas.
John, Sherlock, and Greg (of casefic fame), stop sulking in the corner, the introspection is for your own good.
ACD!Holmes, you only get 60 words, you're not allowed to have soliloquies.
Until you can all learn to behave better, I'm going to ignore all of you and watch the second episode of Parade's End now.
Love,
Me
Gah. On the bright side, the slump seems to be over. Now if everyone could just play nicely.....