(no subject)
Dear Daylight Savings Time,
FUCK. YOU.
Signed,
The mother of the two-year-old who has been unable to sleep all day and has been screaming his head off for the last two and a half hours.
p.s. Fine, it's probably not all your fault. I dare say a good chunk is also the low-grade fever and diarrhea he's been having as well, but mostly, I blame you, because if it weren't for you, it'd be 9.30 right now, and I would stand some shot of getting him to sleep before I collapse in my own bed.
FUCK. YOU.
Signed,
The mother of the two-year-old who has been unable to sleep all day and has been screaming his head off for the last two and a half hours.
p.s. Fine, it's probably not all your fault. I dare say a good chunk is also the low-grade fever and diarrhea he's been having as well, but mostly, I blame you, because if it weren't for you, it'd be 9.30 right now, and I would stand some shot of getting him to sleep before I collapse in my own bed.