THIS IS STUPID.
So, like. I am wanting to go to Australia to visit my 
tyger for spring break. Perfectly reasonable, yeah? Only, like. I can't find a SINGLE ROUNDTRIP FLIGHT for the week I need to go for less than $2000USD.
Let me repeat that.
$2000.
To get to Australia from Los Angeles - several thousand miles FURTHER AWAY from the destination, mind you - is $898. To go from Hawaii to London - you know, on the other side of the PLANET FROM ME? - is less than $1100.
WHY THE FUCK IS IT MORE THAN TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS TO GO TO AUSTRALIA. WHY. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS.
tyger for spring break. Perfectly reasonable, yeah? Only, like. I can't find a SINGLE ROUNDTRIP FLIGHT for the week I need to go for less than $2000USD.
Let me repeat that.
$2000.
To get to Australia from Los Angeles - several thousand miles FURTHER AWAY from the destination, mind you - is $898. To go from Hawaii to London - you know, on the other side of the PLANET FROM ME? - is less than $1100.
WHY THE FUCK IS IT MORE THAN TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS TO GO TO AUSTRALIA. WHY. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS.