Bad physics jokes
Happy Turkey Day.
I got these two groaners in the mail today. Obviously I've subscribed to the wrong mailing lists:
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer. "How much will that be?" he asks. "For you? No charge."
I got these two groaners in the mail today. Obviously I've subscribed to the wrong mailing lists:
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer. "How much will that be?" he asks. "For you? No charge."