Um...wtf? Bad porn should not be allowed!

[azraelz_angel]

So you know you read something and it has every bad - really bad - sex cliche in it? And you laugh out loud because it is so freaking bad that it's hilarious

Comments

[toxica939]

I think a little part of might have just died from reading that. I mean, seriously?
Also. it's not bitchy if it's funny. That's my line and I'm sticking to it lol!

[azraelz_angel]

Hahaha! Yeah, I tend to agree. It hurt my eyes.

[feeferj]

We can go to hell together. I did something similar to this with a bad Heroes fic, and became the most hated person in a fandom I dont participate in!! Ha ha ha. Like I said, we can go to hell together. That, was seriously ridiculous though. I suck with smut, but even *I* can do better than that.

[azraelz_angel]

You became the most hated person in a fandom? And a fandom you didn't even participate in? That is hilarious.

[feeferj]

At least for a day or two. ;) I mean, the fic was HORRENDOUS... didn't even HAVE smut. Just plain awful. Who doesn't spell out their words in a FIC?

His eyes moved w/ her.

No Shit.

Terrible.

[azraelz_angel]

I didn't even catch the w/ her part. *hangs head*

[billysgirl5]

I have to agree with you. Quite often, I stop reading story because of this. I won't skip over the porn...I completely stop reading the fic...just like I did after reading a few sentences of this. This is horrible!

[azraelz_angel]

It has potential, it just needs a little help. I'm just not sure what the author was thinking...

[avamclean]

I was actually thinking about what to write and what not to write in a smut scene because of that PWP...actually it wasn't even PWP. It was CWP...two guesses as to what the 'C' stands for and the first doesn't count.

[azraelz_angel]

Two guesses huh? I think I only need one *wink*

I mean, some words you just can't help but use, but the whole overall thing is bad.

[kaylashay]

*scared, very scared*

[azraelz_angel]

Don't worry sweetie, I'll protect you.