Great, so now the only way I'll be able to cum is if I'm being strangled by a stroked-out cripple.
So, funny story: I was trying to give haldol intramuscularly (read: with a big ass needle) to a delirious, violent, crippled patient (paralyzed on the left). So, first he tries to crack my skull with the bedside phone, then, while I'm getting the phone away from him, he grabs my stethoscope and pulls it right across my neck. It took both me and my medical student to get him off me. Then I tried to inject him again and he grabbed my collar and closed it around my neck... fun.
The lesson in all of this is that I should have had a big burly orderly hold the fucker down.
But I am ok. Humble, but ok. The only thing permanently injured is my pride, but it needs a kick in the ass every year or so anyway.
The lesson in all of this is that I should have had a big burly orderly hold the fucker down.
But I am ok. Humble, but ok. The only thing permanently injured is my pride, but it needs a kick in the ass every year or so anyway.