"ZOMBIE LEGION" PEOPLE!!!! RAISE THE FLAG!!!

[azraeldiensle]

In case you are living under a rock...Like I am most of the time...My band, "Zombie Legion" will be strapping the SON-OF-A-BITCHIN war boots on and MARCHING FOR MOTHER-FUCKING BLOOD this Saturday night, at the Green Room in Covington, LA. Show starts at 10PM on the GOD-DAMN DOT KIDS!!! You know you want to come and see beautiful girls dancing around in nothing but vinyl, or...electrical tape covered boobies...dancing in blood, and...also being witness to the FULL-ON Satanic Communion, and...also, the humiliation and desecration of the lovliest of angels. This will be the last show we do for a bit, so...COME AND SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE, FACE-SMASHING METAL BAND!!! I promise you will not regret coming to this show. Playing with us is an extremely talented group of guys you might have heard of...."Sufferstream". Get your ass out of the house, and get to the "Green Room" in Covington, and "RAISE THE FUCKING FLAG" one more time...and, Maybe even get some carnage started through a "Machete Fight". If you guys aren't moshing during that fucking song...I will personally throw my fucking Les-Paul Gothic on the fucking floor, jump my ass off of that stage, and start one myself, DAMNIT!!! We don't put on a show for pansy ass WALL-FLOWERS...IT IS A FUCKING METAL SHOW...GET OFF YOUR ASS AND JUMP AROUND!!! If the guy next to you isn't jumping...PUSH THAT MOTHER-FUCKER!!!! Hope to see you fucking War-Mongers this Saturday night...and come prepared to fuck some shit up, courtesy of "ZOMBIE LEGION".
-AZ FUCKING DIENSLE'
-GOD-DAMNIT