I bought a car today...
...which is awesome. I also got a sweet ass deal and got them to hook me up with a ten year warranty for pretty cheap while knocking off a thousand bucks, getting them to give me a discount on a premium interior/exterior protection package, take care of registration dues, tabs etc and I also got them to tell me all about gap insurance and believed it would be a good idea. I also started up an insurance policy with Pemco, found out I was getting fucked as far as the rate went and changed over to Progressive, so I'll need to call Pemco and cancel their horse shit bajillion dollar crapass plan. My deductible's are cheaper now, I got way better coverage and I'm saving a fuck ton of money a year. Fuck you Pemco. There, rage complete. So the car I got is a blue (sapphire according to the tag) Kia Rio and it gets 35 mpg on the highway and 32 mpg elsewhere. Word. People will see this car someday and they will pat me on the back.