Yeah! Stole shit from MoMo
If I were a month, I'd be: A Period. You can bitch and moan and do whatever you want, then blame it on that. ;-) LOL jk Mo, I had to say it though
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Sunday. Im an evil man.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus, cause its hot. (Morgan, you DO realize you chose the largest planet in the solar system right? Me thinks you have a Napoleon Complex. ;-) )
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A shark, cause they have two penises. :-) Think of the possibilities! (side note: unfortunately, when they have sex their dick gets broken off in the female. Ouch)
If I were a direction, I'd be: North, cause that's where its at. (West? Realll original Morgan.)
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A couch, so I could watch TV.
If I were a sin, I'd be: Probably Lust, Id be a poster child for horny college men.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Alexander The Great, he kicked ass.
If I were a flower, I'd be: A rose, so I could poke people with my thorns
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: 0 degrees, 8 feet of snow
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a: Guitar, so people could pluck me.
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Wolf. Duh.
If I were a color, I'd be: Black, the absence of ALL color...and political correctness for that matter.
If I were a sound, I'd be: A fart, nothing gets laughs like a fart.
If I were a car, I'd be: A Yugo, economical, sporty and will definitely not get you laid.
If I were a movie, I'd be: Saving Private Ryan
If I were a food, I'd be: Whip Cream, it just sounds kinky.
If I were a material, I'd be: Aluminum, light weight and strong.
If I were a taste, I'd be: Swenson's Hamburgers. :-)
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A sneer...just to be different
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: The basement, cause Im cool.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Bender from Futurama
If I were a shape, I'd be: A triangle
If I were a number, I'd be: 649, cause I am.
YOUR PORN STAR NAME:
(Name Of First Pet + First Street You Lived On)
Prince Forshey
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(Name Of Your Favorite Snack Food + Grandfather’s First Name)
Frito Delbert
YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
(Your First Name+ Favorite Restaurant)
Chad Swenson
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (à la J. Lo):
(First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
C. Wit....that sucks.
ICON ALIAS:
(Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Eclipse Windex
DETECTIVE ALIAS:
(Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Chinchilla Marietta
BARFLY ALIAS:
(Last Snack Food You Ate + Your last beverage)
Pizza Pepsi
SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
(Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Douglas Forshey
ROCK STAR ALIAS:
(Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Actor)
Snowcap Pepper
Yeah!
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Sunday. Im an evil man.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus, cause its hot. (Morgan, you DO realize you chose the largest planet in the solar system right? Me thinks you have a Napoleon Complex. ;-) )
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A shark, cause they have two penises. :-) Think of the possibilities! (side note: unfortunately, when they have sex their dick gets broken off in the female. Ouch)
If I were a direction, I'd be: North, cause that's where its at. (West? Realll original Morgan.)
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A couch, so I could watch TV.
If I were a sin, I'd be: Probably Lust, Id be a poster child for horny college men.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Alexander The Great, he kicked ass.
If I were a flower, I'd be: A rose, so I could poke people with my thorns
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: 0 degrees, 8 feet of snow
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a: Guitar, so people could pluck me.
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Wolf. Duh.
If I were a color, I'd be: Black, the absence of ALL color...and political correctness for that matter.
If I were a sound, I'd be: A fart, nothing gets laughs like a fart.
If I were a car, I'd be: A Yugo, economical, sporty and will definitely not get you laid.
If I were a movie, I'd be: Saving Private Ryan
If I were a food, I'd be: Whip Cream, it just sounds kinky.
If I were a material, I'd be: Aluminum, light weight and strong.
If I were a taste, I'd be: Swenson's Hamburgers. :-)
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A sneer...just to be different
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: The basement, cause Im cool.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Bender from Futurama
If I were a shape, I'd be: A triangle
If I were a number, I'd be: 649, cause I am.
YOUR PORN STAR NAME:
(Name Of First Pet + First Street You Lived On)
Prince Forshey
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(Name Of Your Favorite Snack Food + Grandfather’s First Name)
Frito Delbert
YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
(Your First Name+ Favorite Restaurant)
Chad Swenson
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (à la J. Lo):
(First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
C. Wit....that sucks.
ICON ALIAS:
(Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Eclipse Windex
DETECTIVE ALIAS:
(Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Chinchilla Marietta
BARFLY ALIAS:
(Last Snack Food You Ate + Your last beverage)
Pizza Pepsi
SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
(Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Douglas Forshey
ROCK STAR ALIAS:
(Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Actor)
Snowcap Pepper
Yeah!