What's black and smells of sex?

[azoth]

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[silvan]

That camera didn't look very hi-tech from the photo but after reading on Amazon, I realise that infact it is better than I thought XD

The postie is always waking me up too because no-one else in my house seems to have the decency to answer a door in the morning... its normally for me anyway (the package that is).

are you sure it was reading you were doing all night?.....

[misoevil]

haha . i agree he had to be doing more than reading..

[silvan]

'reading' , im sure, is just one of Rusty's slang terms....

[azoth]

*tut* You didn't ask what I was reading...

[azoth]

The camera's the dogs doo-dats. I first heard about it at the Sony trade show but it's taken forever to be released. But at long last I have it in my sweaty little paws!

And speaking of sweaty paws and packages. I have no idea what else I might've been doing all night? Praying? Something along those lines?

filthy little monkey

[misoevil]

your such a slut , rusty..
my ass you were praying... you crack me up

[silvan]

okay then WHAT were you reading *waits for witty answer.. or not*

[azoth]

Well, it's safe to say that it wasn't 'Uri Geller's Mind Power Kit'. But sadly it wasn't anything exciting either. Although 'Run Spot Run' does have its tense moments...

[misoevil]

you are a nut.. a nut

[azoth]

And you a Catholic girl! You're really asking for a first class trip to Hell.

[misoevil]

see ya there nucka..

catholic smatholic... whatever

i think i am beyond heaven and hell at this point

[azoth]

Yeah, If the Catholics are right I'm screwed. All that spilled seed nonsense. All the lives I've wasted...

Say, is your wrist still sore?

[misoevil]

that just sounds wrong,
but yes my wrist is still sore, puffiness and redness decreased, but itchyness has taken over, i keep rubbing the ointment on it, yummy

yeah spilled seed sends ya straight to hell

[azoth]

Ointment, wrists, spilled seed. How can that possibly sound wrong?

Oh, wait. I think I'm beginning to catch on...

[misoevil]

you make me laugh,

my mom just called my work, to make sure i am "ok" i sware!!!!!

grrr....
and the ointemnt feels good, as the itchyness feels bad!