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heres something i came across that made my balls blue
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation
Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.
Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.
The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone
If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.
^^^^well u kno what that means! put a cork in it ;)
DEFINITION OF THE DAY: POPPING YOUR COLLAR
I get alot of questions on what the term "pop your collar" means. It is a phrase referred to by pimps as in a motion to pop your collar to a straight standing position thereby brushing the dirt off of your shoulder (also another pimp term) You can also see many dancers doing a similar movement right before they do the harlem shake. Now a pimp I am not, but I do occaisionaly pop my collar every now and again reassuring myself of my complete suaveness.
I am in the best fucking mood ever. Im thinking...that the only thing that can cripple this here blingin' smile of mine...is a solid kick to my crotch, and even then Id probably take it with a grain of salt, and walk it off, then let all the air out of the fuckfaces' tires. I dont know what they put in my wawa coffee this morning, but im hooked.
I got my workout on last night at the gym. Two nights ago, my hands were dry and I asked the girl @ the gym for some lotion. All she had was this bronzing lotion, and I was like "fuck it" nahmsayin? Well..it looks like i dipped my hands in that chocolate shit that they put on your ice cream cone at DQ you know? My hands are dark as HELL. Moving on..
Mom sent me a card and a gift certificate to e bay. She knows me better than anyone, but doesnt know what to get me. I can relate to the max. Skipping forward...
Who watches the OC? I do. Wanna know why? Im waiting for the show that Seth throws the fuckin pimp stroll down on Summers fine ass. Watch. Im calling it right now...by the end of the season..that bitch will be calling him papi. Know why? cuz that blonde haired broad from PITTSBURGH came back and is gonna show Sethboogie how to make that trifling slut jealous...and...its going to work. Its automatic these days which reminds me...
Anyone watch the NBA? Lebron a thon? Hes good. But Tracy McGrady is better. He has this new commercial out with the Clipse playing in the background. Its tight. "im the reason that your block is vacant..." on the subject of the clipse..
Its a "brother" night. all the guys are gettin togehter for the milpitas underground. this is gonna be sicass since stacie's gonna be there. bum a ride. peace.
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation
Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.
Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.
The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone
If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.
^^^^well u kno what that means! put a cork in it ;)
DEFINITION OF THE DAY: POPPING YOUR COLLAR
I get alot of questions on what the term "pop your collar" means. It is a phrase referred to by pimps as in a motion to pop your collar to a straight standing position thereby brushing the dirt off of your shoulder (also another pimp term) You can also see many dancers doing a similar movement right before they do the harlem shake. Now a pimp I am not, but I do occaisionaly pop my collar every now and again reassuring myself of my complete suaveness.
I am in the best fucking mood ever. Im thinking...that the only thing that can cripple this here blingin' smile of mine...is a solid kick to my crotch, and even then Id probably take it with a grain of salt, and walk it off, then let all the air out of the fuckfaces' tires. I dont know what they put in my wawa coffee this morning, but im hooked.
I got my workout on last night at the gym. Two nights ago, my hands were dry and I asked the girl @ the gym for some lotion. All she had was this bronzing lotion, and I was like "fuck it" nahmsayin? Well..it looks like i dipped my hands in that chocolate shit that they put on your ice cream cone at DQ you know? My hands are dark as HELL. Moving on..
Mom sent me a card and a gift certificate to e bay. She knows me better than anyone, but doesnt know what to get me. I can relate to the max. Skipping forward...
Who watches the OC? I do. Wanna know why? Im waiting for the show that Seth throws the fuckin pimp stroll down on Summers fine ass. Watch. Im calling it right now...by the end of the season..that bitch will be calling him papi. Know why? cuz that blonde haired broad from PITTSBURGH came back and is gonna show Sethboogie how to make that trifling slut jealous...and...its going to work. Its automatic these days which reminds me...
Anyone watch the NBA? Lebron a thon? Hes good. But Tracy McGrady is better. He has this new commercial out with the Clipse playing in the background. Its tight. "im the reason that your block is vacant..." on the subject of the clipse..
Its a "brother" night. all the guys are gettin togehter for the milpitas underground. this is gonna be sicass since stacie's gonna be there. bum a ride. peace.