whiggity whig the fuck out
Ok so yesterday was just not a good day for whatever reasons and the case may be. I was just irritable like an idiot and I hate when Im like that. Reasons that have to do with my car. In my last entry i said i got BMW z8 right? well i bought another car for 12 G's i named her "Genesis" neways after a bit of a tuneup at londons she'll be ready to race for the upcoming show down in fremont. hehehe im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! OK. shot. I sat at the body shop for like a week and a half and they didnt fix up Genesis with any of the shit i wanted them to, and on top of that, the paint....im not feelin it. Its not nearly shiney enough. I only realized this when the other body shop buffed a fender out for me and it was a night and day difference. That fender is so clear that i could read the AF on my zipper and when i move to the door (where the other body shop "buffed it") I couldnt tell if i was caucasian or african or what the fuck ever. It was blurry like that. THen i get stuck in fucking traffic for 2 hours because everyone is in such a god damned rush to get to the same place over here like we were somolians and the US just dropped a fucking crate of Kraft cheese from the sky. yeah its like that. Chaos. So i didnt walk in the house until like 9. neat? Oh and not to mention that my previous job STILL hasnt given me my final check yet and i only left there like 3 weeks ago? Niggas want to get into some gangsta shit these days. then to top it ALL off..i get home and there is this fuck sitting on my steps who ive never seen before and hes got this eye patch on looking like hes entering the look alike contest for captain hook and shit. and then he just looks at me while im walking up to the door and stares me down. wtf. ok keep in mind how i live w/ 3 girls too. i walk in...and they are all up in the door like "omg there is a guy out there on our steps!"......
like i didnt see that shit? what is this? sixth sense? i mean did you think that i just walked through him or something? naw. the negro was staring me down as i was walkign up. So then i go back outside and this herb asks me to take him somewhere cuz his brother left him there. "left you on my step? Take you somewhere? I dont know you...the girls dont know you..that aint my problem G" and just kept waking. Then the girls are all scared hes going to break in the house and commit some kind of adultery or whatnot. So i told him to get the fuck off the step. The kid doesnt like me anymore I dont think. O not to mention my fucked up relationship with that hollow out druggie who i realized just treated me like shit throughout the whole fuking time we were dating. O bOI can life get any better?
I woke up today with a better attitude. I went to the body shop on the way to work and screamed at the owner and it just felt great. LIke i seriously went off on his ass. So they are going to pay for a person to come to my house and detail the shit out of my car until im happy with it. Word.
I got my check in the mail today from my other job. word.
traffic is going to blow giraffe dick. Not word. So im going to hit up a bar/happy hour and see what sloots are paroozing around the arlington area after work on a friday and see how i feel about that. Notice how i dont capitalize anything. well i really dont give a shit. i know i swear alot. my vocab is universal like that.
like i didnt see that shit? what is this? sixth sense? i mean did you think that i just walked through him or something? naw. the negro was staring me down as i was walkign up. So then i go back outside and this herb asks me to take him somewhere cuz his brother left him there. "left you on my step? Take you somewhere? I dont know you...the girls dont know you..that aint my problem G" and just kept waking. Then the girls are all scared hes going to break in the house and commit some kind of adultery or whatnot. So i told him to get the fuck off the step. The kid doesnt like me anymore I dont think. O not to mention my fucked up relationship with that hollow out druggie who i realized just treated me like shit throughout the whole fuking time we were dating. O bOI can life get any better?
I woke up today with a better attitude. I went to the body shop on the way to work and screamed at the owner and it just felt great. LIke i seriously went off on his ass. So they are going to pay for a person to come to my house and detail the shit out of my car until im happy with it. Word.
I got my check in the mail today from my other job. word.
traffic is going to blow giraffe dick. Not word. So im going to hit up a bar/happy hour and see what sloots are paroozing around the arlington area after work on a friday and see how i feel about that. Notice how i dont capitalize anything. well i really dont give a shit. i know i swear alot. my vocab is universal like that.