Cell Phone...Again!
So fuck ya, I got my own cell phone now. Went into Mobile Plaza at the mall before work and got my ass a cell phone(saw alberto pass by, said hey but no more then that, all well). Its AT&T, for now...i gotta see if it works at my moms, the far end of Brigantine where all but a small handful of phones get service. Right now the policy is 700 free minutes, unlimited nights, starting at 9, and weekends, free long distance, and free incoming text messaging, for 39.99 a month, 1 year contract. Its a nice phone, its 180$ phne by its self, but with a new plan the place usually cells it at 50$ but i got it for 40$.
My new number is 742-0978.
Work was good, went in round 4...theres a new guy there for salad bar, i got to train him. I was trained by a person who spoke no english, and now i train someone who speaks no english, the universe truely does keep a perfectly balanced system of life, rofl...this worked out great for me, i made him do all the menial shit i hate, like cutting up cucumbers, and onions and such, then when it got busy i just got sumone who spoke spanish to tell him that bacauseits so busy he should take care of the salad bar by himself and ill help the servers by bussing...all in all i made mucho denaro...all this free time to bus, almost every server tipped me out, plus i get to see on sun what i made extra cause the servers also tip me out indirrectly, all together prob like 30-40$ which is a very good thing. The day went by real fast until 8:30 then it just wouldn't end, its sooo much easier to close the slad batr with two ppl, just less work for me...clocked out at like 12 as many many ppl came in till very late and just didnt leave....good day, very good day
im off tomor(actually its today)...i wanna do sumthun...im bored...when are nanc adn diana coming home, cant wait to see u guys again...still sucks vicky's gone, 35 more days, sigh...im working through it though.
i leave you with this, one of my favorite poems from "Obliviously On He Sails"...you have to read the very last part outloud to get he full effect.
First the background to the poem, its a very funny little page but im only gonna type the first paragragh.
I may have been responsible for the appointment of Attorney General John Ashcroft, who believes that what sets the United States apart from all other countries is that here "we have no king but Jesus." I grew up in Missouri, which has usually sent relatively sensible senators to Washington, and I'd found Senator Ashcroft, well, embarrassing. I didn't mind his speaking in tongues; it was the stuff he said in English that bothered me. When Ashcroft's opponent in the 2000 race was killed in a plane crash too late for his name to be removed from the ballot, I had a talk with the ALmighty. I said that if He could see His way clear to having Ashcroft lose to someone who wasn't even alive, any other results of the election would be okay with me. (it goes on to say how because of that wish he feels guilty of the bush administration and all of its cabinet members)
Now for the poem.
"The Only King We Have is Jesus"
(A Newly Unearthed Gospel Song Credited to John Ashcroft)
As I told the Bob Jones students,
Seated white and black apart,
This nation is unique, not like the rest.
As I faced those godly youngsters,
I told them from the heart
Just why this land will always be the best:
The only king we have is Jesus,
And I feel blessed to bring the news
The only king we have is Jesus.
I can't explain why we've got Jews.
So because our king is Jesus,
I'm often heard to say,
Our kids should pray to Him each day in class.
If some kids just stay silent,
That's perfectly okay,
But they'll all be given Jesus tests to pass.
The only king we have is Jesus.
That's the truth we all perceive.
The only king we have is Jesus,
So Hindus may just have to leave.
Now Jesus hates abortion,
'Cause Jesus loves all life.
They call it choice; it's murder all the same.
The killers must be punished-
The doctor, man, and wife.
We'll execute them all in Jesus' name.
The only king we have is Jesus.
It's Jesus who can keep us pure.
The only king we have is Jesus,
And He's Republican for sure.
The homosexual lifestyle
Could make our Jesus weep.
He loathed their jokes about which cheek to turn.
Yes, Jesus came to teach us
With whom we're supposed to sleep.
Ignore that and you'll go to hell to burn.
(Final Chorus Sung in Tongues)
Tron smleck gha dreednus hoke b'loofnok
Frak fag narst fag madoondah greeb.
Tron smleck gha dreednus hoke b'loofnok
Dar popish, flarge dyur darky, hebe.
This poem is the absolute favorite of mine so far, read the part in tongues out loud to get the full effect, so funny.
im tired, peace
My new number is 742-0978.
Work was good, went in round 4...theres a new guy there for salad bar, i got to train him. I was trained by a person who spoke no english, and now i train someone who speaks no english, the universe truely does keep a perfectly balanced system of life, rofl...this worked out great for me, i made him do all the menial shit i hate, like cutting up cucumbers, and onions and such, then when it got busy i just got sumone who spoke spanish to tell him that bacauseits so busy he should take care of the salad bar by himself and ill help the servers by bussing...all in all i made mucho denaro...all this free time to bus, almost every server tipped me out, plus i get to see on sun what i made extra cause the servers also tip me out indirrectly, all together prob like 30-40$ which is a very good thing. The day went by real fast until 8:30 then it just wouldn't end, its sooo much easier to close the slad batr with two ppl, just less work for me...clocked out at like 12 as many many ppl came in till very late and just didnt leave....good day, very good day
im off tomor(actually its today)...i wanna do sumthun...im bored...when are nanc adn diana coming home, cant wait to see u guys again...still sucks vicky's gone, 35 more days, sigh...im working through it though.
i leave you with this, one of my favorite poems from "Obliviously On He Sails"...you have to read the very last part outloud to get he full effect.
First the background to the poem, its a very funny little page but im only gonna type the first paragragh.
I may have been responsible for the appointment of Attorney General John Ashcroft, who believes that what sets the United States apart from all other countries is that here "we have no king but Jesus." I grew up in Missouri, which has usually sent relatively sensible senators to Washington, and I'd found Senator Ashcroft, well, embarrassing. I didn't mind his speaking in tongues; it was the stuff he said in English that bothered me. When Ashcroft's opponent in the 2000 race was killed in a plane crash too late for his name to be removed from the ballot, I had a talk with the ALmighty. I said that if He could see His way clear to having Ashcroft lose to someone who wasn't even alive, any other results of the election would be okay with me. (it goes on to say how because of that wish he feels guilty of the bush administration and all of its cabinet members)
Now for the poem.
"The Only King We Have is Jesus"
(A Newly Unearthed Gospel Song Credited to John Ashcroft)
As I told the Bob Jones students,
Seated white and black apart,
This nation is unique, not like the rest.
As I faced those godly youngsters,
I told them from the heart
Just why this land will always be the best:
The only king we have is Jesus,
And I feel blessed to bring the news
The only king we have is Jesus.
I can't explain why we've got Jews.
So because our king is Jesus,
I'm often heard to say,
Our kids should pray to Him each day in class.
If some kids just stay silent,
That's perfectly okay,
But they'll all be given Jesus tests to pass.
The only king we have is Jesus.
That's the truth we all perceive.
The only king we have is Jesus,
So Hindus may just have to leave.
Now Jesus hates abortion,
'Cause Jesus loves all life.
They call it choice; it's murder all the same.
The killers must be punished-
The doctor, man, and wife.
We'll execute them all in Jesus' name.
The only king we have is Jesus.
It's Jesus who can keep us pure.
The only king we have is Jesus,
And He's Republican for sure.
The homosexual lifestyle
Could make our Jesus weep.
He loathed their jokes about which cheek to turn.
Yes, Jesus came to teach us
With whom we're supposed to sleep.
Ignore that and you'll go to hell to burn.
(Final Chorus Sung in Tongues)
Tron smleck gha dreednus hoke b'loofnok
Frak fag narst fag madoondah greeb.
Tron smleck gha dreednus hoke b'loofnok
Dar popish, flarge dyur darky, hebe.
This poem is the absolute favorite of mine so far, read the part in tongues out loud to get the full effect, so funny.
im tired, peace