Last semester in Japanese class this guy asked me what I should do because he got stung by a mosquito...
"You should kick the mosquito and then call the police," is what came out of my mouth (in Japanese lol). I think I mixed up fire and mosquito, but even then it doesn't make sense. Everyone was all laughing at me ;_;
I just remember that cuz I saw this site with really weird Star Wars translations
[click here].