Goddamn Liars!
Hundreds of blondes from Ohio at the Diag gave me hundreds of reasons to go to that frisbee thing. So I went there ASAP.
I got there and discovered that ultimate frisbee is hardcore. Everyone was like dying and couldn't even run down after a touchdown lol. Well, I don't blame them... I was sweating so much that I could have ran a multimillion dollar corporation that sells Mike-flavored Gatorade. MMMmMmm.... that sounds so good.
We went back to Pete's after we won 7 to 3 (or 4, dont remember, but it was something pathetic lmao). Lots of cute chicks there... The school year will be even better on the weekends. I can't wait!
Crazy props go to Matt, Todd, Nate, and Satomi for having no lives like me. We tossed the frisbee around near the diag til like 2:30AM, lol.. Quote of the night might be "King Midas [insert vulgar sexual phrase here]" by me. Oh wait, I think maybe "Automated toilets that dispense magical cookies..." might be the winner actually. DON'T ASK lol..
BTW, you guys suck. I found out you bastards lied to me about the blondes. I feel like hurting someone. Well, actually no... I think I feel like taking my car and driving to Ohio now. We'll see though. We WILL see..
Take it NOT easy, LOSERS (who made up the blonde thing, you know who you are)!
And for everyone else, take it easy :)
I got there and discovered that ultimate frisbee is hardcore. Everyone was like dying and couldn't even run down after a touchdown lol. Well, I don't blame them... I was sweating so much that I could have ran a multimillion dollar corporation that sells Mike-flavored Gatorade. MMMmMmm.... that sounds so good.
We went back to Pete's after we won 7 to 3 (or 4, dont remember, but it was something pathetic lmao). Lots of cute chicks there... The school year will be even better on the weekends. I can't wait!
Crazy props go to Matt, Todd, Nate, and Satomi for having no lives like me. We tossed the frisbee around near the diag til like 2:30AM, lol.. Quote of the night might be "King Midas [insert vulgar sexual phrase here]" by me. Oh wait, I think maybe "Automated toilets that dispense magical cookies..." might be the winner actually. DON'T ASK lol..
BTW, you guys suck. I found out you bastards lied to me about the blondes. I feel like hurting someone. Well, actually no... I think I feel like taking my car and driving to Ohio now. We'll see though. We WILL see..
Take it NOT easy, LOSERS (who made up the blonde thing, you know who you are)!
And for everyone else, take it easy :)