everything is very... dirty
Finally finished cleaning the place for a rent inspection.
Somewhat tired and weary, enjoying a beer in the dining room whist surveying a field of victory.
So George and I are trying to give odds on how long the place will stay clean for, very optimistically I say
"Two weeks, at the most"
With almost comic timing George loses control of the blood orange he's kicking around (???)
and it topples my half finished beer
"I'll revise that, two minutes"
Moral of the story:
Optimism will kill you, if not at least lead to spilled beer
right now I don't know which is worse
Somewhat tired and weary, enjoying a beer in the dining room whist surveying a field of victory.
So George and I are trying to give odds on how long the place will stay clean for, very optimistically I say
"Two weeks, at the most"
With almost comic timing George loses control of the blood orange he's kicking around (???)
and it topples my half finished beer
"I'll revise that, two minutes"
Moral of the story:
Optimism will kill you, if not at least lead to spilled beer
right now I don't know which is worse