COP STORIEZ FOR YOU!!!!
Lexie, i adore your "boots"...
bad pic, i'll post another one later
on Tuesday, i had to go into trenton to this place to get new brakes.
Lexie came with me.
We drove the whole way with the window's down and the music blaring.
We even wore our sunglasses in the blazing sunshine.
While we were waiting, we thought the oil in the puddle was pretty.
So i took a picture and caught Lexie's feet.
Can you see it?
Lexie, are you crossing your toe-sies?
(cop story #1)
Last night we went to Josh's. But first i went to Manalapan to pick up my Anj and Jay.
on the way back to Millstone, strange things were a-happening out yonder in the boonies with the pigs.
The cops were lookin for someone. Glad it wasn't me.
But they were driving around Manalapan and Englishtown really slow, pulling everyone over with their lights and driving by slowly while shining their spotlight on and in everyone's cars.
On the way out we were all sober....
and we arrived at Josh's with no issues but of course, saw about 6 other cops on the short ride there.
the 6 of us played a little poker...and went out side for a little smokey-smokey.
and that's when we saw a bird.
This is the bird.
oh yes, you probably think "stupid bird, Jess takes pictures of everything."
well it's not too stupid when the bird is flying around landing on everyone in the middle of the night.
i'll have you all know that the bird fluttered around us for a long time and landed on me first.
then i became so facinated that it was landing on people, that i decided to take pictures.
therefore, i did not get any pictures of me with the bird :( though everyone can vouch that i was the first to hold it!
Josh and the bird, see picture below.
and here's one more for shits and giggles.
HERE'S A
COP STORY FOR YA!
(this is the better one!) after that whole fiasco, dan joined Andrew, Jay and i for the drive back to manalapan to drop them off, then come home. After all, i'm a good girlfriend and drive my boyfriend and company whenever they're having a couple...it's just not worth what could happen, if you know what i'm sayin. So we were putt-puttin down 33 and i had to make a left, and i sat there for a couple minutes (keep in mind, it's like 2am at this point) and finally i get tired of waiting and i run the red arrow, while everyone's screaming at me not to do it. All of the sudden, lights start flashing behind me and i'm like "SUM BITCH!" and i pull over. Turns out it's some cop running the same light but haulin off in a different direction. We all wiped the sweat off our brow and continued the trek to manalapan to see the road there closed off. So we take a side road off to east ja-bib. There's tree branches everywhere...the road is flooded, it's windy, and i did not have a good idea as to where i was and we were all laughing our asses off having a good time reminiscing 5 minutes ago how we were almost really fuct with that copper. So i come up to this stop sign, recognize where i am, and just bang a ralph....without even stopping....
and sure enough....
there's a cop. sittin...waiting....WATCHING. and here i am, 4 heads in my car, we're drunk, stoned and what have you, running red lights and blowing stop signs on the shittiest night of the year yet....you would have figured i'd learned my lesson but NOPE! the copper was hidin in the bushes with his parking lights on....it was an unmarked car, and since manalapan and englishtown don't have any of those, we came to the conclusion that it was a state-y...who, by-the-fucking-way, DID NOT COME AFTER US! needless to say, i rounded the corner and punched it.... i dropped them all off in one piece, without incident, and it was up to Dan and I to make it home. On the way back to his house, we passes yet another 3 cops and came to the conclusion that something must REALLY be going on in the englishtown/manalapan area.
I think we were right, however we have no idea what the fuck it was.
but it doesn't matter, we all had a good time, a good laugh and walked away with storiez...
Love you...