open bar is amazing

[aznfirestorm]

so last night i went with maarts to an open bar event that her firm was having. now just picture this jj at an open bar event where top shelf liquor is free... i'm going to recount the drinks i had, well more like guess cuz it got kinda fuzzy eventually:

in order of appearance
jagger bomb
b52
red bull gray goose
long island
absolut screwdriver
irish car bomb
red bull gray goose
vodka and coke
red bull gray goose
red bull gray goose
irish car bomb
red bull gray goose

so throughout the night, marty liked to talk about a certain friend of hers, i thought she was ok looking but marty constantly appreciated... her ample bossom. to drive the point home everytime marty said "she has HUGEEEE BOOBS" she would grab her own and jiggle them. it was an amazing night.

the bartender just kept serving me! i love open bar. sweetest 2 word combination ever.