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True Story. A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
If you would leave the classroom, repost this [I won't be offended if you don't, I just wanted to pass this on]. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.
1. Your name spelled backwards? gnezt cire
2. Where were your parents raised? Taiwan
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Hamachi (www.hamachi.cc)
4. What's your favorite restaurant? who cares, just food
5. Last time you swam in a pool? long time ago
6. Have you ever been in a school play? no
7. How many kids do you want? however many my breeding couple... i mean wife, wants
8. Type of music you dislike most? country
9. Are you registered to vote? no
10. Do you have cable? DSL
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? yeah (hello, taiwan)
12. Ever prank call anybody? yeah
13. Best friends? ? what? confused by the question
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? duh
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? dunno, is europe farther or is china? OH WAIT. I'VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA
16. Do you have a garden? no
17. What's your favorite comic strip? either calvin and hobbes or foxtrot
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? NO WHO CARES
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? night. or maybe both depending on the dirtiness
20. Best movie you've seen in the PAST MONTH? Fantastic Four (JESSICA ALBAAAA)
21. Favorite pizza topping? Cheese?
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? I don't "usually" wear lipstick unless im forced to
24. Have you ever peed somewhere besides the toilet? a hole in the ground, in the snow, in the bushes: yeah
25. Have you ever been in a talent show? uh... yeah
26. Orange Juice or apple juice? apple!
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? the people at my lab here in tw, the univ. restaurant
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? none
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? n/a
30. Last time you ate a home grown tomato? ew, no
31. Have you ever won a trophy? definitely
32. Are you a good cook? if you're talking instant cup ramen!
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? for cars, yes
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? waste of time and moeny
35. Sprite or 7-up? neither
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? by work if you mean school, yes; otherwise no
37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens? don't remembet i go to safeways
38. Ever thrown up in public? never
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? millionare
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? depends on where i look. and who
41. Can exs be friends? duh
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? grandfather (makes me sad now)
43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? who remembers
44. Whats your favorite cartoon? Tom and Jerry
45. What's your favorite color? Black, keep it simple
46. What was the name of your first pet? i don't think that goldfish/guppy had a name
47. What things are in your backpack? Books, pencil pouch, calculator, paper, notebook, etc.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? shower, brush, turn off lights
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? dunno, it's a nice day
50. What are you thinking about? "is this the last question...?"
finally. how boring
If you would leave the classroom, repost this [I won't be offended if you don't, I just wanted to pass this on]. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.
1. Your name spelled backwards? gnezt cire
2. Where were your parents raised? Taiwan
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Hamachi (www.hamachi.cc)
4. What's your favorite restaurant? who cares, just food
5. Last time you swam in a pool? long time ago
6. Have you ever been in a school play? no
7. How many kids do you want? however many my breeding couple... i mean wife, wants
8. Type of music you dislike most? country
9. Are you registered to vote? no
10. Do you have cable? DSL
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? yeah (hello, taiwan)
12. Ever prank call anybody? yeah
13. Best friends? ? what? confused by the question
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? duh
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? dunno, is europe farther or is china? OH WAIT. I'VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA
16. Do you have a garden? no
17. What's your favorite comic strip? either calvin and hobbes or foxtrot
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? NO WHO CARES
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? night. or maybe both depending on the dirtiness
20. Best movie you've seen in the PAST MONTH? Fantastic Four (JESSICA ALBAAAA)
21. Favorite pizza topping? Cheese?
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? I don't "usually" wear lipstick unless im forced to
24. Have you ever peed somewhere besides the toilet? a hole in the ground, in the snow, in the bushes: yeah
25. Have you ever been in a talent show? uh... yeah
26. Orange Juice or apple juice? apple!
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? the people at my lab here in tw, the univ. restaurant
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? none
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? n/a
30. Last time you ate a home grown tomato? ew, no
31. Have you ever won a trophy? definitely
32. Are you a good cook? if you're talking instant cup ramen!
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? for cars, yes
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? waste of time and moeny
35. Sprite or 7-up? neither
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? by work if you mean school, yes; otherwise no
37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens? don't remembet i go to safeways
38. Ever thrown up in public? never
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? millionare
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? depends on where i look. and who
41. Can exs be friends? duh
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? grandfather (makes me sad now)
43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? who remembers
44. Whats your favorite cartoon? Tom and Jerry
45. What's your favorite color? Black, keep it simple
46. What was the name of your first pet? i don't think that goldfish/guppy had a name
47. What things are in your backpack? Books, pencil pouch, calculator, paper, notebook, etc.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? shower, brush, turn off lights
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? dunno, it's a nice day
50. What are you thinking about? "is this the last question...?"
finally. how boring