Truly amusing.
IMs from a few days ago (and is on my AIM profile):
*******: lol... i am on my way back from vegas... and i peed in the car hahaha :D
Me: YOU PEED IN THE CAR? LMFAO.
*******: well. in a bag. cuz i couldnt hold it anymore hahaha
Me: gross. i hope you didn't miss!
Today:
Me: *points at my aim profile*
*******: LOL
*******: hey man... this is what happened...
Me: at least i kept it anonymous
*******: yea lol
*******: so from primm (which is like half an hour from vegas) to baker it's 58 miles
Me: mhm
*******: and i used the bathroom before we left vegas
*******: but i woke up when we passed by primm and i was like hm... i am starting to feel it
*******: but i didnt need to go yet
Me: LOL.
*******: so i figured 58 miles.. i can hold it for an hour
*******: but then
*******: the car had problem
*******: van*
*******: cuz that shit is old
*******: and it wouldnt shift gears
Me: mhm.
*******: so no matter how slow we were driving, it would stay at 4000rpm
*******: and if we went any faster than 55 mph, the car would break
Me: lol geez.
*******: from overheating
Me: hahaha, that sucks
*******: so we were driving at 55 mph
*******: and it took TWO hours to drive 58 miles
Me: LOL.
*******: i wanted to die
*******: i wanted to just tell them to stop the car so i can run to a bush
*******: but there were too many people in the van
*******: so then by the time we reached baker,
*******: i was nearly fainting
*******: and i was sweating like crazy cuz i couldnt hold in anymore
Me: geez
*******: and the very first gas station
*******: was packed.
*******: there were at least 20 people waiting in line.
*******: the girls line.
*******: so
Me: D:
*******: rob just kicked everyone out of the van
*******: and got a bag
*******: and i let loose
Me: LMFAO.
*******: man it was so hot peeing in there
*******: it was like 105 degrees outside
Me: you didnt miss right? and the bag didnt have a hole right???? LOL.
*******: and i was literally peeing for 2 minutes
*******: nah
Me: LOL GEEZ
Me: LONGEST PEE EVER
*******: cuz you know if you hold your pee in too long, it gets really long
*******: but yea oh man
Me: hahahah
*******: that was the first and hopefully last time that will ever happen again
*******: cuz i can always hold my pee in for long periods of time
*******: but two hours...
*******: god
Me: lmfao
*******: never again
*******: never do that again on a long trip
*******: two hours for 58 miles... ridiculous
Me: hahaha yeah
Me: next time wear one of those old people diapers
*******: hahaha neverrrr
Me: hahahahah
*******: lol... i am on my way back from vegas... and i peed in the car hahaha :D
Me: YOU PEED IN THE CAR? LMFAO.
*******: well. in a bag. cuz i couldnt hold it anymore hahaha
Me: gross. i hope you didn't miss!
Today:
Me: *points at my aim profile*
*******: LOL
*******: hey man... this is what happened...
Me: at least i kept it anonymous
*******: yea lol
*******: so from primm (which is like half an hour from vegas) to baker it's 58 miles
Me: mhm
*******: and i used the bathroom before we left vegas
*******: but i woke up when we passed by primm and i was like hm... i am starting to feel it
*******: but i didnt need to go yet
Me: LOL.
*******: so i figured 58 miles.. i can hold it for an hour
*******: but then
*******: the car had problem
*******: van*
*******: cuz that shit is old
*******: and it wouldnt shift gears
Me: mhm.
*******: so no matter how slow we were driving, it would stay at 4000rpm
*******: and if we went any faster than 55 mph, the car would break
Me: lol geez.
*******: from overheating
Me: hahaha, that sucks
*******: so we were driving at 55 mph
*******: and it took TWO hours to drive 58 miles
Me: LOL.
*******: i wanted to die
*******: i wanted to just tell them to stop the car so i can run to a bush
*******: but there were too many people in the van
*******: so then by the time we reached baker,
*******: i was nearly fainting
*******: and i was sweating like crazy cuz i couldnt hold in anymore
Me: geez
*******: and the very first gas station
*******: was packed.
*******: there were at least 20 people waiting in line.
*******: the girls line.
*******: so
Me: D:
*******: rob just kicked everyone out of the van
*******: and got a bag
*******: and i let loose
Me: LMFAO.
*******: man it was so hot peeing in there
*******: it was like 105 degrees outside
Me: you didnt miss right? and the bag didnt have a hole right???? LOL.
*******: and i was literally peeing for 2 minutes
*******: nah
Me: LOL GEEZ
Me: LONGEST PEE EVER
*******: cuz you know if you hold your pee in too long, it gets really long
*******: but yea oh man
Me: hahahah
*******: that was the first and hopefully last time that will ever happen again
*******: cuz i can always hold my pee in for long periods of time
*******: but two hours...
*******: god
Me: lmfao
*******: never again
*******: never do that again on a long trip
*******: two hours for 58 miles... ridiculous
Me: hahaha yeah
Me: next time wear one of those old people diapers
*******: hahaha neverrrr
Me: hahahahah