Story Time...
I just finished writing Kasha's 8 page letter and I have some stories for you guys too!
Story 1: I was in my Chem lecture on Friday with our new Prof and he’s got this long curly brown, a beard and he wears sandals. Andrew turns to me: He looks like Jesus. I’m being taught Chemistry by Jesus! I burst out laughing it was hilarious and it was kinda true, he did kinda look like Jesus. I practically pissed my pants since I already had to pee really badly. Andrew is too funny.
Story 2: I hate my tutorials, really I do. My TA scares me, he’s like “I live, eat, breathe Physics and I will try to mould you like me” It’s like it turns him on to do Physics. The only upside is that we never get around to writing our quizzes in class so I get to take it home and spend a week putting it off before I get Matt to help me write it. Today, he was telling us how Chapter 5 is pointless and teaches us nothing since we already know it and don’t even know it. Okay, I’m sorry buddy but I actually understand Chapter 5 better than the bullshiet you wrote on the board. Needless to say, I didn’t pay attention during that tutorial session.
Story 3: In the Republic, Socrates and his pals were talking about the Ideal City and how the people in it are divided and the workers basically work, eat, have some sex go to bed and the cycle repeats. Glaucon then goes to Socrates, well I want something more in my city, I want luxuries, and I’ve experienced them, why can’t I have them? So Socrates replies: You want luxuries? I’ll give you concubines and pastries. There are your luxuries. *lmao* I don’t know about you but I found that to be hilarious.
Story 4: My prof really is hilarious though. He was telling us about what happened to him the night before. He’s like I’m sorry, I’ve haven’t gotten a lot of sleep. You know what? I’ll tell you why. There were these racoons outside my house last night, about 5 of them playing with the garbage cans, it’s not like there were anything in them. They were just playing, trying to piss me off I bet. They were huge, like little bears, those little fuckers (yes he said that) and I go outside in my boxers and a broom. Which wasn’t a really bright idea (it was like 3 degrees out the night before) They just looked at me like what the hell does he think he can do with that broom? He just looked at me and they even hissed! They hissed at me! I’m not sure what I’d do with that broom against the 5 of them, but I tried. And that why, I couldn’t get much sleep last night. Too funny.
Story 5: I actually went the other day to my piano to try to learn a song. Well, I didn’t learn the whole thing as I only had a page of it nor did I learn the whole first page. But I did learn the first line which is a major accomplishment for me since I really didn’t have much talent when if came to the piano anyways. Plus the song had 5 flats and that’s just evil. I mean I was a happy camper with only one flat, but 5 is just murder. But I got the first line done which is good. The song is “One of These Days” by Michelle Branch. Ever since I first heard it I wanted to learn how to play it but I didn’t think I ever could and now that I’ve learnt the first line I feel special and maybe I can learn how to play it. It sounds really pretty too. If you haven’t heard I can always send it to you or you could probably download it from Kazaa or something like that. There’s this other song called “Melodies of Life” from Final Fantasy IX that I have on my computer that SO pretty and it’s a piano piece. I was able to find the sheet music today, which are really pictures of the sheet music but it works just the same and I can play the treble clef well enough for you to recognize the song. So that just makes me proud of myself. One day, I’ll get done and learn the whole thing, but I don’t know if I’d have the patience too, it’s like 10 pages or something like that. I should find the full sheet music for “One of These Days” too. That would be pretty to learn. I think it’s time for a field trip down to the music store. Oh yeah, remind me to get mommy’s credit card in the process. Then again I don’t think having mommy’s credit card in my possession would be such a good idea. But you know that already. ^_~
Story 1: I was in my Chem lecture on Friday with our new Prof and he’s got this long curly brown, a beard and he wears sandals. Andrew turns to me: He looks like Jesus. I’m being taught Chemistry by Jesus! I burst out laughing it was hilarious and it was kinda true, he did kinda look like Jesus. I practically pissed my pants since I already had to pee really badly. Andrew is too funny.
Story 2: I hate my tutorials, really I do. My TA scares me, he’s like “I live, eat, breathe Physics and I will try to mould you like me” It’s like it turns him on to do Physics. The only upside is that we never get around to writing our quizzes in class so I get to take it home and spend a week putting it off before I get Matt to help me write it. Today, he was telling us how Chapter 5 is pointless and teaches us nothing since we already know it and don’t even know it. Okay, I’m sorry buddy but I actually understand Chapter 5 better than the bullshiet you wrote on the board. Needless to say, I didn’t pay attention during that tutorial session.
Story 3: In the Republic, Socrates and his pals were talking about the Ideal City and how the people in it are divided and the workers basically work, eat, have some sex go to bed and the cycle repeats. Glaucon then goes to Socrates, well I want something more in my city, I want luxuries, and I’ve experienced them, why can’t I have them? So Socrates replies: You want luxuries? I’ll give you concubines and pastries. There are your luxuries. *lmao* I don’t know about you but I found that to be hilarious.
Story 4: My prof really is hilarious though. He was telling us about what happened to him the night before. He’s like I’m sorry, I’ve haven’t gotten a lot of sleep. You know what? I’ll tell you why. There were these racoons outside my house last night, about 5 of them playing with the garbage cans, it’s not like there were anything in them. They were just playing, trying to piss me off I bet. They were huge, like little bears, those little fuckers (yes he said that) and I go outside in my boxers and a broom. Which wasn’t a really bright idea (it was like 3 degrees out the night before) They just looked at me like what the hell does he think he can do with that broom? He just looked at me and they even hissed! They hissed at me! I’m not sure what I’d do with that broom against the 5 of them, but I tried. And that why, I couldn’t get much sleep last night. Too funny.
Story 5: I actually went the other day to my piano to try to learn a song. Well, I didn’t learn the whole thing as I only had a page of it nor did I learn the whole first page. But I did learn the first line which is a major accomplishment for me since I really didn’t have much talent when if came to the piano anyways. Plus the song had 5 flats and that’s just evil. I mean I was a happy camper with only one flat, but 5 is just murder. But I got the first line done which is good. The song is “One of These Days” by Michelle Branch. Ever since I first heard it I wanted to learn how to play it but I didn’t think I ever could and now that I’ve learnt the first line I feel special and maybe I can learn how to play it. It sounds really pretty too. If you haven’t heard I can always send it to you or you could probably download it from Kazaa or something like that. There’s this other song called “Melodies of Life” from Final Fantasy IX that I have on my computer that SO pretty and it’s a piano piece. I was able to find the sheet music today, which are really pictures of the sheet music but it works just the same and I can play the treble clef well enough for you to recognize the song. So that just makes me proud of myself. One day, I’ll get done and learn the whole thing, but I don’t know if I’d have the patience too, it’s like 10 pages or something like that. I should find the full sheet music for “One of These Days” too. That would be pretty to learn. I think it’s time for a field trip down to the music store. Oh yeah, remind me to get mommy’s credit card in the process. Then again I don’t think having mommy’s credit card in my possession would be such a good idea. But you know that already. ^_~