This is from ages ago, but I only remembered to do it now.
Instructions:
Put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
what do you think of me, itunes?
Tulli - Denial
Gee, thanks.
will i have a happy life?
Casely - Scream
hmmm, yelling at people is okay. i guess
what do my friends really think of me?
Jennifer Paige -Stranded
Well, umm thanks.
do people secretly lust after me?
John Mayer - Wheel
"Their hearts say "Move along"
Their minds say "Gotcha heart"
...
I believe that my life's gonna see
The love I give
Return to me
I believe that my life's gonna see
The love I give
Return to me
I believe that my life's gonna see
The love I give
Return to me [repeat 1x]"
i'll TAKE it.
how can i make myself happy?
Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - Like I Do Know
Some help you are, iTunes
what should i do with my life?
Stephen Fretwell - Emily
well... sure
why must life be so full of pain?
KS Choice - Virgin State of Mind
somehow i doubt this
how can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles
I am NOT going that far
will i ever have children?
John Mayer Trio - Daughters
Hmm.. gender specific and everything
will i die happy?
Utadu Hikaru - Simple and Clean
Damn. I was hoping bloodshed and tears
can you give me some advice?
Delta Goodrem - Butterfly
okay, fly. got it. think buggy.
what do you think happiness is?
Michelle Branch - Desperately
I can see that
what's my favorite fetish?
Michelle Branch - Fall
Fall. Okay.... it is about someone...
You are the vision
I'm always seeing (Oh oh)
And being alone right there with you
Left me satisfied
You're all I need in life
Silly iTunes EightBall.
I want a refund.