So I took my SECOND AP Bio test today.
Hopefully, I didn't fail this one.
Also, have a meme.
List 10 different fictional characters from any fandom/s you like, and don't peek at the questions until you're done.
1. Chrona (Soul Eater)
2. Fon Master Ion (Tales of the Abyss)
3. Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
4. Milla Vodello (Psychonauts)
5. Kamina (Gurren Lagann)
6. Pharos (Persona 3)
7. Colette Brunel (Tales of Symphonia)
8. Guybrush Threepwood (CMI)
9. Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)
10. Fran (Franken Fran)
1. Would 4 make a good mom/dad? (Milla)
OMG YES. Milla would be an awesome mom. I mean, she practically is a mom to all the camp kids. And somebody's got to keep all those boys in check. Milla's awesome.
2. If 2 and 6 are marooned on an island together, do they kiss or kill one another? (Ion & Pharos)
How did two little boys end up on an island together anyway? xD
I doubt either would happen, though. I mean, seriously now. Even if Pharos is the embodiment of death. They'd probably leave the island as best buddies.
3. Describe 5 and 1's first kiss. (Kamina and Chrona)
N-Non-existant. WTF. That doesn't make any sense.
Chrona would probably find Kamina very inspiring, somehow. Impossible to deal with, but inspiring. xD
4. How does 8 convince 7 to go with him/her on a date?(Guybrush & Colette)
"I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."
"Really? I want to see!"
5. 10 is moving in with 9. What do they fight about the most? (Fran & Maka)
It would be like a repeat of that episode with Stein every day!
Maka sneezes, and Fran'll get out the hacksaw in order to heal her in some way. Maka'd be all "AHHH NO I'M FINE REALLY."
6. 2 and 7 are together. Who is more protective of the other? (Ion & Colette)
OH GOD THEY'RE LIKE THE SAME PERSON. SERIOUSLY. I don't even know who would be more protective. The real question would be who is more apologetic.
7. Who is first going to say "I love you", 1 or 9? (Chrona or Maka)
AHAHAHHAAA.
HAHAHA.
HA.
<3
I HOPE IT'S CHRONA, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FFFFFFFING ADORABLE.
8. What would 8 like to change about 10? Does 10 approve? (Guybrush & Fran)
I'm guessing his goal would probably be to keep Fran and the Voodoo Lady away from each other. I mean, Fran's destructive enough all by herself, imagine if magical powers were involved.
9. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, 5 or 8? How does bridesmaid/best man 10 soothe them? (Kamina& Guybrush & Fran)
KAMINA DOES NOT GET THE JITTERS. HE WOULD PUNCH GUYBRUSH IN THE FACE.
Fran would probably ask if Guybrush would like to alter himself in some way, if that would make things better for him. It's a strange and probably impractical way to comfort somebody.
10. Your team is 3, 6 and 10. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge? (Phoenix & Pharos & Fran)
Where is the "Creepy Stalker" category? Pharos would ACE that, man.
Social: Pharos, because, lol.
Physical: Phoenix, JUST BECAUSE HE'S A MAN.
Mental: Fran, because she knows freaking EVERYTHING, I'm convinced of it.
11. 4 becomes 1's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship? (Milla & Chrona)
G-Gawd, it would actually be kind of adorable. I mean, Milla would totally be all motherly toward Chrona, and Chrona would be all "Um okay."
Chrona'd probably get attached to Milla, actually.
SO MILLA IS NOW CHRONA'S MOM. EFF YOU, MEDUSA.
And then she'd would be all Psychonautical and go into Chrona's brain and try and sort everything out. Which would take forever, but would be totally worth it. Actually their themes would work pretty well together, both series sort of have insanity as a running motif.
OH GOD THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. WHO IS UP FOR A SOUL EATER AND PSYCHONAUTS CROSS OVER? ANYONE?!
12. 2 finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky? (Ion & Pharos)
LITTLE BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRL SOCIAL LINK?! HELLZ YEA!
WHO CAN WE REPLACE. CAN HE BE DATABLE?
DOES HE HAVE SEVEN TWINS???
13. 3 and 8 are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts? (Phoenix & Guybrush)
OH DUDE. I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN LIKE WHOA.
They're both so wonderfully snarky and quick-thinking. It would be the awesomest miniseries ever.
14. 9 and 5 get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make? (Maka & Kamina)
O-Oh lol. They'd never agree on anything, they're way, way too different. Kamina would wish for, like, A BIGGER GIANT ROBOT and Maka would just say "No, that's stupid. Wish for world peace or something that nobody could actually do without magical wishes."
He'd just reply, "OKAY FINE I'LL WISH FOR A GIANT ROBOT FOR YOU TOO."
15. 1 and 2 are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4. They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any code vs. killing has been turned off. Can 4 survive? How? (Chrona & Ion vs Milla)
Hmm, that would be interesting, especially if Milla was with Sasha like usual. Obviously, as a Psychonaut, Milla's probably dealt with people under this condition before. Hell, it would probably be her that tried to free them from the spell while Sasha shooting lazers at them with his forehead. 8D
Honestly, it'd be a pretty epic battle.