from the late show

Mar 07, 2005 12:13

TOP TEN OTHER CHANGES FOR CNN

10. Wolf Blitzer changing name to Blitz Wolfer.

9. When covering a hard story, reporters ask, "What would Jack Daniels do?"

8. Every Sunday it's "WKRP in Cincinnati" marathons!

7. Reporters must make quotation marks with fingers when calling Bush "President".

6. They're putting Lou Dobbs on steriods.

5. Every night, one lucky viewer receives an on-air physical from Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

4. Last 10 minutes of newscasts anchors sing hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today.

3. Let's just say Paula Zahn is now Paul Zahn.

2. Changing name to CNNN.

1. Interactive feature allows viewers to administer painful electric shock to Larry King.
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