total defence - because every citizen plays a part in defending our country
inspired by that talk we went for, that was supposed to get us to join the air force.
PROPOSITION:
AIR FORCE
Ichigo
Renji (these two will be the two 1337 rookie pilots)
Orihime
Matsumoto (both of whom cannot fly the plane properly because they can't quite see the controls. also serve as distractions to the opposition)
Hitsugaya (who is relegated to Control Tower Duty, for the mere fact that he can't reach the pedals he isn't qualified.)
NAVY
Raito (who will kill the opposition by writing their names down) See Opposition NAVY
L (who spends his time trying to figure out why the opposition keeps keeling over dead so mysteriously. but it isn't a bad thing, so he's not trying too hard.)
Barrel of Apples
Ohtori See Opposition NAVY
ARMY
Ishida (what else could he use his bow and arrow in, whut.)See Opposition ARMY
Kaidoh See Opposition NAVY
Momo (duh.)
Tezuka (who will lead. obviously)
Ryoma
Hisagi (==69)
OPPOSITION
AIR FORCE
Aizen (i can imagine him with those WWII goggles atop his head)
Ichimaru (INSEPARABLEEEEEE)
Tousen (who is blind)
Atobe
Kabaji (like an R2D2, i suppose. er.)
Kirihara
Niou/Yagyuu
Yagyuu/Niou
NAVY
Soubi (they've been told to keep their faces covered up. but if all else fails it's a war between him and Raito: WHO CAN WRITE/SPEAK THE FASTEST? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT.)
Ritsuka
Kaidoh
Shishido (as revenge for Ohtori turning him into a gh3y model in our mango models au.)
ARMY
Ryuuken (because. just because)
Fuji ^__^
Sanada
Yukimura
OTHER DEPARTMENTS these shall apply to both sides:
GENERAL-SECRETARY OF THE UN
Oishi (whose campaigns for peace are obviously not working)
INFIRMARY
Ukitake (we're not sure if he spends more time taking care of patients, or being taken care of.)
Retsu
RATIONS
Byakuya (who owns "Bya Kun Kaya Toast", where the opposition and proposition both go to have their meals. delicious kaya toast, cheap coffee and half boiled eggs, who could say no?)
LIGHTS
Ikkaku (well actually, "LIGHT", because it was discovered that a simple torchlight shone onto his head provided enough illumination to ensure that no one ever accidentally crashed into the control tower.)
MILITARY STRATEGISTS
Inui
Yanagi (you could get top rate information from either of them. since they've both already collected information from each other, it really doesn't matter who.)
NOW WE WRITE!!!
oh, and did we mention it was crack? well now you know.