I like the way words sound.
I think certain sounds are just fun to pronounce. I would probably donate a kidney to hear this read aloud by a Scottish pirate.
Puglothroptic Thumpterglupe
Puglothroptic thumpterglupe
Of zalgwitchthine presumption,
Glithe thine tuley belgerswatch
With unctuous gulphrumption!
Then greegle ye the fumtome sea
Kraglimous with grithk,
Its skragglegee a syzygy
Of froogling cumberfythk.
In there your slathgous gropse will lie,
Laid klute by my rittang;
Merphwetzghurbling pooglishley
For gibblegrobsome prang.
Yet I’ll vazute a prok salute
To shmoo your brattlous tomb:
A vulbersniktuous bumberchute
Of yowbric pinkapoom.
(Mad propz to Lewis Carroll for his whack inspiration, yo. And bonus points to anyone who can spot the words I didn't make up - aside from the obvious ones, of course.)
Puglothroptic Thumpterglupe
Puglothroptic thumpterglupe
Of zalgwitchthine presumption,
Glithe thine tuley belgerswatch
With unctuous gulphrumption!
Then greegle ye the fumtome sea
Kraglimous with grithk,
Its skragglegee a syzygy
Of froogling cumberfythk.
In there your slathgous gropse will lie,
Laid klute by my rittang;
Merphwetzghurbling pooglishley
For gibblegrobsome prang.
Yet I’ll vazute a prok salute
To shmoo your brattlous tomb:
A vulbersniktuous bumberchute
Of yowbric pinkapoom.
(Mad propz to Lewis Carroll for his whack inspiration, yo. And bonus points to anyone who can spot the words I didn't make up - aside from the obvious ones, of course.)